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Rank and Bank: wank.

Grin from chin to chin and sin in thin skin, effetes deletes expletes replete with pith and filth, until the shrill fill the still with ill-will. Claims of aims not maims don’t hold cold gold, nor gold mould. Swiss cheese please, Miss; less holes than your old sold fold. Pretense lends bends to ends, offends. The smarmy army of a barmy marmy can't calm me. Brewery-fury before a jury sent excellent intent to descent, and leant meant vent propellent. It’s mammory on a bull that your utility amounts to. The futility of your humility is gratuity in perpetuity. You're Mammon as a Madam! A scant rant can’t halt the bolt keeping this colt from tumult. Twist a list and fanned land on flame came to lame the same dame. The limp made a simp a gimp, and mope in hope for cope. The hop of the mad and bad had some come undone; come to wonder at their blunder under thunder. A nap to the pap! Hap to the madcap and the friend of upending sending ending bending. Thank the [blank] who dealt the spank; thank the bank, you dank, for hits and misses, or do the dishes. Rank and Bank: wank.



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1. December 31st 2006 @ 01:27. Adrian Says:
Hey Norm, your religion is quite assonant this morning.
2. December 31st 2006 @ 04:54. David my David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

The Odd Asylum? My 11 year project on the OED?

It's an experimental piece of fiction. One of the experiments I want to experiment with is ...

Having someone else write one of the chapters from A-Z.

We really need to meet in real life, man ...

and chew the fat ...

about this ...

No women. (unless DuskDevi has some spare time) ...

Na, forget I wrote that. I'd get no writing done ...

Just you and me ...

I have to check out where you live now ...

I'll do it in a sec ...

But seriously man ...

We need to catch up in the real world ..

David ...

Oh, and by the way ... I'm apparently a BEAR ...

All this [reincarnation] stuff on Orble?

I believe in Incarnation ...

not re-incarnation ...

All these bleeding hearts?

Wanting their own private Orble?

That BANG! BANG! on about tolerance?

How come they can't tolerate me?

Eternal Question?

Hmmm?

Love your work.

A true wordsmith.

They'll change that word soon. It's too masculine ...

but not to wordsmithess ...

That's too sexist ...

What will they change it to?

Gossip?

Innuendo?

Whingeing?

Whining ...

As if the blood on the screens wasn't bad enough ...

Now we have to listen the sound that bleeding hearts make ?

Amen.

David ....

Do you know why I BANG! BANG! on about subtext ...

text*

sub

so much?

It's because people who call themselves writers can't read ...

or don't read a story to the end ...

Pfft!

my poor bleeding heart ...



Full-stop. Amen & Alleluia to Madmen and Monks ..
3. December 31st 2006 @ 05:59. Norm Says:
Adrian,
Assonant, part donkey and part insect, describes me well.
Happy New Year to you, my lucid friend, Norm.
4. December 31st 2006 @ 06:13. Norm Says:
David,
I think writing a chapter would be really interesting!
We should meet in real space.
I have a thought that the alphabet is two last suppers of 13 letters with a G in the middle and a T in the middle.
Is that G(od) in the first and (chris)T in the last?

Norm.


barely a bear;
traps out there,
keep clear.

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