The Private made Public
Please Norm, do go on....
Well Norm, let me explain..
Please do I'm interested...
I can't help but think that..
That I'm taking the urine??
Well let me be so bold.......
If I let you will you explain
I'll show you the hidden...
Reveal it all to me Norm....
Norm, your fly is not up....
My fly is undone? Really?.
Shall we continue this?....
Well Norm, let me explain..
Please do I'm interested...
I can't help but think that..
That I'm taking the urine??
Well let me be so bold.......
If I let you will you explain
I'll show you the hidden...
Reveal it all to me Norm....
Norm, your fly is not up....
My fly is undone? Really?.
Shall we continue this?....
Norm, the thing about ads?
Yes, aren't they just so.....
Easy on the eye? Very.....
Very easy on the optics...
I would say that anyone...
Would click with an ad......
Be all like That's the stuff..
And just get all click-happy
Just be all over it, just so...
So all over it with gleeful...
Joyous at the beauty.........
The sheer beauty of them..
Yes, aren't they just so.....
Easy on the eye? Very.....
Very easy on the optics...
I would say that anyone...
Would click with an ad......
Be all like That's the stuff..
And just get all click-happy
Just be all over it, just so...
So all over it with gleeful...
Joyous at the beauty.........
The sheer beauty of them..












Consumption Malfunction
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you raise an interesting point.
I'm glad that you can see that.
Well if I wasn't going to, who would?
Surely you don't think that you are the only one?
Let us not have this discussion again.
You brought it up.
You did, didn't you.
The hidden truth is not for everyone.
It can hardly be revealed.
At the best of times.
I should never have mentioned it.
I'm glad that you have.
And now that I have?
Now that you have, we can go.
Easy for you to say.
I've said nothing dearest.
I'm your dearest?
You know that you are.
Norm...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
it's of no import this knowledge.
How can people be made to see?
Popularity is so much more important.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course it is.
I can't help but wonder something.
What?
Where is your blog?
You're on it.
Is that hidden?
From you maybe.
Is that knowledge?
This is mine.
This is mine.
Norm...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I know that you love this hidden thing.
You've alienated me with that comment.
Norm, I'm sorry.
That's all right.
You're very forgiving.
Of you, yes.
Now, the hidden stuff.
The pattern.
Inadequate little characters these.
This comment is bound to be a chart-topper.
Affirm my personality, Norm.
I won't.
You are not your own.
Norm...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
your attempts to explain yourself are...
Admirable yet futile?
How did you know?
I have a good read on you, Norm.
Norm, you have a gift.
Not in my pocket.
The problem is that the mind is weak.
The truth is in here.
In here.
The truth is very popular.
Opinions are too.
It's debatable.
Very.
Debating is richly rewarding.
Norm, it is.
Norm...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
your response begs the question.
Have I gone a little (more) weird?
That's the question.
Only you Norm.
Well, it's a valid arena.
A valid window.
It's a little white block.
You are so very up yourself, Norm.
Do you think anyone will notice?
I severely doubt it.
Because they are too.
My back is itchy.
let me get that for you, dearest.
Dearest Norm.
Norm...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
the sound of one hand clapping.
Save your applause Norm.
It's not necessary.
The pristine quality of the relations that I share.
With you, with you.
It's truly here that you shine.
Truly, really and.
I never have to worry about you.
Neither do I.
Neither do I.
Me neither.
Find a way.
Norm...
From The Home Front
Enviro Warrior
Dream Herald
Esoteric Bookshop
... this post begs that I answer a question that has had me pondering for a while...
No easy issue for contradictions to answer...no, no, no, not easy at all...
... serious business this post Norm, serious business indeed ... issues of private things vs. ads with their ease on the eye ...
Lilla ...
Rugby World Cup 2007
The truth is somewhere left off centre.
Tis the Norm(s)
Dusk
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I think that it's the first sign of going mad...writing to me...when you think about it...we only ever talk, write to ourselves...their mind comes through our senses to our mind...we write to others as we think they are...but anyway it's nicer to write to others...isn't that right Norm?...take care...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I've only got my finger on it...would I ever have my hand on it?...definitely...there's no silver bullet...
- wellness on you -
Norm