NormSuper Cows Harvesting People
The top species.
A race of super-dexterous Heffers have taken control of cattle stations on the continent. When asked what their purposes for taking the farmers hostage, their leader, a cow called Rooster, stated: We are planning to breed these farmers in quantities as befits the appetites of Ubercows. We have 16 stomachs and we will eat anything.
Humans opposed to the move have been equalled by those who approve of the large scale slaughter by mechanical means.
The Cows have made it clear that some man-based food products will be available for those who can afford them: charming gentlemen and ladies respectably attired, well spoken with immaculate fingernails.
Would you be prepared to put your life to a purpose?
The unemployment rate is set to plummet.
Big business has eagerly backed the move, offering to make expedient the suitable genetic candidates for the carniverous cows.
Fierce opponents say other cows face recriminations in the form of mass slaughters.
Other gentle and dignified beasts face some of the backlash, with reports of dog beatings and the raising of pigs only to torture and murder the creatures - described by some as better company than humans.
