Norm
MalI know knots, seams
As unlikely as it seems, seams are seamless. It seems, madams, that seams are a stress for most mistresses. The thing about them is that they don't stitch trousers. Pants are best left to the dogged. The day my nuts touch the tarmac is the day I come down to earth. Coming down is never easy; despite gravity. Despite gravity, levity is a lot for the lightweights. I can't wait to be so lacking in body that I float upwards. Seemingly, death is the end of consciousness. I remember well the time before I was born. So too, no doubt, I'll be equally happy in retirement. It has many in stitches. I'll have to fly about now. Yet again, I've satisfied my mistress. If you don't believe me, just ask me. There are quite a few faecal fumes festering, funnily. Seems and is: opposite.
Flick Wit
Top job.
Michaelie
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Darn it.
A trouser too.
That's a sub-category of legs.
I'm going to have to modify the categories.
Pull the other one.
Thanks, Michaelie
Mal
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
it's a Target.
That's french for qualatee.
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Speaking of toilet targets. When my son was little, I taught him to pee standing up by throwing cereal rings (Cheerios) into the toilet and he had to aim and sink them. HAHAHA! Thanks for the memory of that!
Mis
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
that's innovative - you should be in advertising as well.
Cheerios - for straight-shooters.
Thanks for sharing.
Lots of cheer,
Norm