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I know knots, seams

As unlikely as it seems, seams are seamless. It seems, madams, that seams are a stress for most mistresses. The thing about them is that they don't stitch trousers. Pants are best left to the dogged. The day my nuts touch the tarmac is the day I come down to earth. Coming down is never easy; despite gravity. Despite gravity, levity is a lot for the lightweights. I can't wait to be so lacking in body that I float upwards. Seemingly, death is the end of consciousness. I remember well the time before I was born. So too, no doubt, I'll be equally happy in retirement. It has many in stitches. I'll have to fly about now. Yet again, I've satisfied my mistress. If you don't believe me, just ask me. There are quite a few faecal fumes festering, funnily. Seems and is: opposite.



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1. October 31st 2007 @ 22:56. Michaelie Says:
All is knot what it seams, I see.

Top job.

Michaelie
2. October 31st 2007 @ 23:11. Norm Says:
You seem to have the thread.
Darn it.

A trouser too.
That's a sub-category of legs.
I'm going to have to modify the categories.
Pull the other one.


Thanks, Michaelie
3. November 1st 2007 @ 00:33. Mal Says:
seamless.
4. November 1st 2007 @ 01:46. Norm Says:
Mal,
it's a Target.

That's french for qualatee.

5. November 2nd 2007 @ 13:44. Miswanderlust Says:
Norm and Mal
Speaking of toilet targets. When my son was little, I taught him to pee standing up by throwing cereal rings (Cheerios) into the toilet and he had to aim and sink them. HAHAHA! Thanks for the memory of that!
Mis
6. November 3rd 2007 @ 02:01. Norm Says:
Mis,
that's innovative - you should be in advertising as well.
Cheerios - for straight-shooters.

Thanks for sharing.
Lots of cheer,

Norm

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