NormWho's cooking the books?
I'm not particularly internetally aware, but, and I say this with utmost sincerity, there is no way, not a chance that the number of people reading my scribbles numbers in the three figures. Not even in a pink fit could I say that I know this for sure, and if I really wanted assurance I'd ask for it, but it just seems a little loftier than ludicrous to suppose that that many people are actually reading any of the things that I make appear on the screen from the delicacy and accuracy of my fingertips on the keys. Lock up your minds if you are out there and you are the single reader who is hitting on my shit some time down the track. My shit just gets smellier the longer i leave it but someone hits it any way. You'd have to be a dill to substitute quality of creation with the number of digits that arrive in the mail. A man has to eat though and he can't eat his letters forever, even if they never arrive in the mail but he posts them himself. I speak of myself of course, I wouldn't dare speak for anyone else even in my most arrogant moments. Even in my most humble moments, I'm better than you humble reader. If you are that single reader who is out there and you are reading this in the future, just drop a comment so that I can verify your existence and engagement witht the text. No doubt there'll be an outcry of what i've said here today, the technorati will have me on a number of counts. I'm not into number counts(even though I really am).
Numbers and readers: opposite.
Numbers and readers: opposite.
It should be added to the Dictionary, along with the technicolorarti-farti
David ...
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Humility is a crutch.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
in an age dominated by arty types it is good that the technorati have a name they can attach themselves to as comfort. Even though it is stll a word(domain of the arty types).
Norm, Category Modifications
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
it's hard for me to write in traction.
Ironside
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
My existence is always under question... or maybe it is a question of jurisdiction... mmmmm
Mis
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
it's hard to draw a line that separates me from others.
Sometimes, I'm less me that at others.
Norm