The Joy of Being a Nobody.
So many people want to be someone. When they already are someone. Okay, so no-one else acknowledges you. Join the club. Or shall we form a club? The Nobody Club? Where we can all be Somebody's? Just because you are a nobody doesn't mean you're a nobody. You're a somebody. Even if you are a worthless piece of shit in your own estimation and everyone else's estimation. Even in mine. You need to pinch yourself. To convince yourself you are real. A real piece of shit. Yes, I realise it might hurt a bit the first time, but if you pinch yourself really hard enough times, you might realise that you are a living piece of shit.













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