NormThe mostest by the leastest
If there's one thing I can't stand it's a two-legged chair. Furniture should have three legs, at least. At most, furniture should have four legs. At most. At least, most does. The most the least does is the least the most does. Mostly, chairs are sat on but sometimes they can be worn like a hat. If a waiter ever shows you to your hat you'll know what I mean. I mean that hats are usually soft and forgiving like cushions. Cushions for the bottom are known as arse-pillows. The least a waiter can do is take your coat. Unless of course it has the bottoms of trousers sewn onto the hem. Sitting starkers in a seat is a silly sight. The most I can do now is shove off. The least I can do is state the haemorrhaging obvious. Least and most: you decide.
Flick Wit
If you can't stand a two legged chair then you must not have it in the right position.
Michaelie
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the official numbers are in.
11% of posts contain legs (eleven).
I'm not going to compare a post to a chair leg, either, if that's what your thinking.
I can't stand impractical furniture.
Tracy,
I can see a time in the future when we'll be genetically enhanced to the point where we're like a swiss army knife.
The chair capability would be the first enhancement I'd ask for.
Just one more leg, thanks.
Cheers to you both,
Norm