NormBaking maybes
If there's one thing that I can't bear, it's children. I simply can't have them. It's a feeling that has been growing inside me for many years. Heightened by a growing awareness of myself, my reluctance to bear children, you might say, has been forced upon me by my nature. Nature has it that, motherhood is for mothers and mankind is very much so. Vey much so is vey much like extremely. Extremely unlikely is it that I'd ever be able to stand a tripod with two legs. It's no coincidence that I have often been compared to a two-legged stand. Often I have been likened to a pair of trampolines wrestling over a linoleum hand-jacket. Kids are just a scapegoat to some but, this just adds up. I don't think I'll ever be able to take kids. Just don't have it in me to abduct anyone. Much less an innocent of any kindness. There are just so many kidders I can hardly conceive. I'm more of an idiot than savvy. Of nature and nurture, give me either, or either. I'll leave the labour to the ladies and they can also do the work. The former and the latter: opposite.
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
No buns in the proverbial oven barefoot and pregnant pauses after knocking up the help... :0)
Mis
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
one day
I'll have ones
maybe
perhaps
Norm
Flick Wit
You never bore me
Michaelie
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
they don't call me Baron for nothing.
I prefer freebies.
Norm