Norm
MalMal’s tip on writing popular Australian Orble blogs.
What a classy US/Aus blog is all about. Striking a Madonna pose like you're sitting on the Jon.
As much as America and most Americans (and Americanised Australians) in general make me want to vomit my prostate gland up my insides and out of my left nostril, cut it into pieces and sell the prostate slivers as salty anchovies to Pizza Hut, to become a popular Australian blogger on Orble, you need to absorb as much American culture as you can, and the trashier the better, then write about it to become a popular Australian blogger. The second best way to do this is surf the net and watch TV. The best way is to read American blogs on Orble and copy them.
So as not to be branded a hypocrite, I have been surfing the US net, watching Foxtel and reading the shit on Orble all morning. All in the name of blogging research. There’s so much great information on there for inspiration. I nearly just downloaded an article but thought I’d at least write something of my own.
Here is my first Americanised Australian post, which I hope will shoot to No 1 on the Orble popularity list, and inspire all bloggers to write some similarly educational and original posts.
O’Bummer fed ‘er a line of Coke.
Dow Jones’ Greenback’s primary twins, Angelina Cruise’s adopted mother, Scientology Hubbard, and the Hollywood winner of McCain’s NASA Spicy Flaming Bushburger swallowing contest, Paris Hilton, held at Harvard, voted in the goodwill Pitt of US ambassador’s Clooney’s Utah’s White House rehab, while Obama’s Hilary Ledger tornadoed Iraq’s twisted $3 Trillion Wall St underpants in the New England Patriots win over the New York Bare Badgered Britneys with UCLA spears.
What do you fill your mind up with?
20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
fully sick, mate!
The main aim, as I see it, is to write consistently about one thing so that google 'gets' your work and can deliver ads to your consumers/readers who have been delivered to you by none other than google itself.
It's a beautiful thing, a prostituition ring.
Mal
The hees have it.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Mal
I agree, mate.
Your mate, Mal.
Secret Writers Business
I'm ordering one of those pizzas with your prostate anchovies - with EXTRA anchovies for me.
Jo
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
From one American to you Mate.... HAHAHA My fingers are crossed that your blog/posts will skyrocket to number one. I would also like to order one of those pizzas myself. I guess you don't deliver? or maybe you do ;0)
Mis