NormMcDONALD'S FAMILY RESTAURANT
By a street, my preferred fast food outlet is McDonald's Family Restaurant. When I'm eating the delicious food that you find at McDonald's I feel such a gamut of things. Sick in the guts is not one. At McDonald's I can enjoy the benefits of my humanity. I want fries with that. My sense of being an upright creature with a fine standing is that my carriage should be fueled by love. it is the love that goes into making a McDonald's meal that fills me with some things. Somethings are best left on the plate. Sick in the guts is not one. It is the love that I am eating when I bite into one of their burgers. Sick in the guts is not one. I can honestly sit here and tell you that I love to eat love. And yes, I want fries with that. Bring back capital punishment. I want fries with that. I want to see fries. Potatoheads are best fried. I feel no guilt about executing my own. The meat in this piece: McDonald's Family Resaurants. Their charitable work in the community is altruism in its purist form. An Altruism Thickshake, Large. I want fries with that and sick in the guts is not one thing, it's many. Ronald McDonald in the kitchen? Any clowning around in the kitchen is always a good thing. A kitchen in a restaurant is a place for clowns. Clowns belong being lots of things in lots of places. Sick in the guts is not one. It's very popular to belittle the family restaurant. I love the Family and I love the Restaurants. I love family restaurants. The Family and the Restaurant: equal.
THis post is many things, and makes me feel many things. No, sick is not one of them. If I lived closer to McDonalds (No, I would not be sick - slightly nauseous perhaps but not sick), I would have fries with this post (We have a rat plague here and I want to poison them with something a big more effective than rat poison). If only I had a picture of Ronald McDonald, I could frighten them to death. No, I am not sick (physically - just mentally), and this post really appeals to my sick sense of humour.
David ...
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And you live in the home of The Family. I eat at their restaurants because I believe in raising kids right. I also wanted to see what ads I could attract. I remember waking one night in Adelaide, I went to sleep in Adelaide, with a rat chewing on my hair. I looked up and it looked me right in the eye, just so cheeky and then it was off. I learned a respect for rats because I had forgotten that I'd left a hamburger in my hair. Which is just another way of saying &*^*)&) ((**&""::
Norm, Trainee
I just wish McDonalds would open up a Singles Restaurant so I could eat there ...
I've nothing but 'glowing' reports about their food (Okay, so it was a university thesis on the radioactive glow emananting from their burgers ...
I've always wanted to get someone with a family to pick me up a few dozen Big Macs and make a chandelier out of them to reduce my electricity bill
Or just glue two of them to the headlights on my car to save turning the car lights on at night ...
David ...
Rugby World Cup 2007
Big sMack.
Do you want lies with that?
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Madam,
I'll have to ask my Manager.
He said that the nutritional value of our food stuffs is really you know sort of you know sort of you know...good and that and he and he said and he said um that um you should you know...like...ah..you know like eat the food and that and do yous want fries wiff that?...you know, I would, I would definitely...but you know like no none ever asks me, do they...I mean I wouldn't mind... if a customer just asked me if I wanted fries wiff that...and I would too...definitely...
Norm, Customer Service(Operational Division)
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That's a pretty picture.
Pretty funny that is.
What about a divorced dad restaurant.
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be well Dusk...
14-12...yours
39-100...mine
I have to say that yes, I too, I'm a recovering McDonald's addict..I do backslide on occasion however and have to have fries with my cheeseburger..
As far as it being a "family" place? Um...I have NO family here, so uh..I guess it should be called "A family resturant, that also caters to lonely single guys who are too lazy sometimes to cook their own meals and maybe if you smile at the cute gal behind the counter long enough with your best "I'm a lonely single guy who's too lazy to cook his own meals" look, she'll slip in an extra onion ring or two..if you're lucky..
lolol
Great post!
Take care,
Nick
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She might slip you a ring...that does sound good.
Maybe I'll try that, even though I'm not single, just stare and smile at the girl for minutes and minutes. They can stick a bit of carpet on my head and call me Ron.
The New Ron?
The New Ron, son of Donald and formerly Norm of Warwickshire
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I remember there was Grimace, The Mayor, The Hamburglar.....but I don't remember The Stalker as being one of Ronald's friends. You're a new friend of his are you?
Great post
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I C, Oh.
The Stalker: hahaha.
I am the New Ron in all my glory.
Son of Donald.
Time for some R&R.
Norm of TAFE