NormMelbourne police to introduce meat pie spray to control ethnic violence by sporting fans.
After an Australian/Greek supporter at the Australian Open Tennis disarmed a police officer of his capsicum spray, used it to spice up her fetta/olive salad, then turned the can on her mouth and drained the contents, Melbourne police have decided to introduce a 4&20 meat pie spray to control ethnic violence by fans at major sporting events. “We need to use something they don’t like as a deterrent,” Commissioner Nixon said.
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