NormRigor mortis teases
Look, take it from me, don’t fuck a cadaver on a slab. You’ll never get it it up and if you do you’ll run out of puff before acceptances. So what’s the point really? If you’re anything like me, you’ll need a couple of cans to get you going. Nothing makes me go for a stiffy like a couple of those nice things. Sometimes cans seem like they have more in them than at other times. Something to do with the lunar cycles makes me hop madly. Now, laying a lovely lady on a bed of rose thorns has nothing on doing some rigorous work with the mortis on a cold one. Or maybe two. My character is stainless, immaculate. Make sure the cameras are on, because a love-affair never lasts as long as it seems that it will when you’re in love. I’m deadly serious about this, sticking a stiffy in a stiffy is for the spiffy, attired. So suit up, because you're going in. Nothing gives the game away like a trace of your genetic material. Make sure you put a sock over your head. Tired am I of the rigmarole of relationships with the living; communing with the dead satisfies my need to dominate darlings. I’d never degrade an unidentified stiffy with doggy, I’m a missionary man. Folding a corpse up like a banana lounge to park your banana is just too tough. God’s truth. Struth, I’d hit the roof if I ever found footage of a lover of mine in comprimising concord with a colleague. Some stiff chicks are just plain loose. Corpses, their cold corneas catch my eye. We get up to all manner of stuff under the sheets. I can really charm the toe-tags off them. I don’t always have my way with them mind you, but that’s just stiff. Fuck me dead. I’d do the same for you. A corpse and a stiff: equal.
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I might be one of them.
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Urn? ... sorry Ern ... He likes the cremated ones .... *** His wife's name was Ash ... ***David ... ****************
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Nothing like the real thing though.
I'll probably show more life when I'm dead.
David,
that's just not funny*****
She must be a dry root.
Norm