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It's height time I came clean about what it is I've been doing

There can be no confusing confusion with delusion. Grand as it may seem at first, at first glance confusion is an easily explained state of mind typified by a random sequence of intelligible factors in sequential order rearranged into an order that, while seemingly straightforward, is anything but - a mangled web of tangled wreckage left over from a high speed mental collision. If you've ever had tools in the toolshed, you'll know that sitting down to do number ones is the last place that a tooled tyro would want to squat. It's the equivalent of wanking in your cake and having sex with it. No chocolate mud cake for me thanks, I'm on a diet. In any emergency, be it medical or optical, sitting down for a nice blast from the bladder is not nice at all. It's far from the stuff of literary mania. Awards have been won globally by nice books about things that are just so much ffffffffffun. Books that are globally challenging are not what we're looking for, thanks. When you do go to one of those ceremonies, make sure you sit down to eat. Never let it be said that saying nothing is a bad thing. It goes a long way in this world to have a long one in your pants and those unfortunates without the good grace to keep their hands in their pants are truly unfortunate. Far be it from me to write a whole lot of crap and then slap a neat little ending on the end: a whole bunch of crap and a hole in a bunch of crap: opposite.



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1. September 27th 2007 @ 03:40. Louie Says:
how confusion.....
2. September 27th 2007 @ 03:44. Norm Says:
Shit mate, I knows.
Concrete. Concrete.
3. September 27th 2007 @ 08:14. Michaelie Says:
Mmmm. I totally understand. This is about postmodernism, isn't it? Or is it postfeminism? Maybe it's just postpostism.

Michaelie
4. September 27th 2007 @ 08:58. Norm Says:
Michaelie,
all these posts that I don't understand:
I wrote most of them.

Norm
6. September 27th 2007 @ 14:00. D. Armenta Says:
I'm feeling neighborly today. Eye'd like to cast my mote for this post.

So I will.
7. September 27th 2007 @ 23:55. Norm Says:
Aziza,
I have to put up with it all day everyday.

Norm
8. September 27th 2007 @ 23:58. Norm Says:
D.Armenta,
me too. So I will. Me too. Me
too.

Cast motes for postpostism.

Norm
9. September 28th 2007 @ 02:11. KylieW Says:
My head hurts.....................
10. September 30th 2007 @ 00:22. Norm Says:
Sorry about that, Chef
11. September 30th 2007 @ 02:41. Miswanderlust Says:
Norm
This post reminds me of a website that is fitting Poop report
Mis
12. September 30th 2007 @ 04:31. Damo Says:
Hmmm
So what you are really saying is you don't want to say.
13. September 30th 2007 @ 13:43. Mr Nice Guy Says:
Take a number and someone will be in to see you shortly.

MNG
14. October 1st 2007 @ 00:23. Norm Says:
Mis,
I went to that link and felt at home for the first time in my life.
Thank you.
Norm
hehehe
15. October 1st 2007 @ 00:24. Norm Says:
Damo,
I really can't say what I'm not trying to say.
I think
too
Norm
16. October 1st 2007 @ 00:26. Norm Says:
MNG,
I'm thinking of a number between 0.
Not really.
I'm vacant.
Not blocked.
But vacant.
Norm

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