NormNormal
I come from down in the valley onto the hill where misses when you're young they beat you to a pulp with a newspaper. My testicles pack quite a punch. Spring-loaded progeny projectors. I'm cocked and ready to go. It's not just my fingers that get itchy. Just test me. You'll get up out of your seat and say shoosh I can hear something...a big clump of swimming little Norm's then land on the roof of your...house. You'll run for the toothbrush. Scrub away, I can't help but reproduce with anything. It's no good; you've been impregnated with the norm. I'm in your ear. I'm that voice in your head saying grab the wheel and send the vehicle off into a post. Resist if you will. I'll never leave you; I'm swimming in your downpipes. Turn the taps on and there I am. HELLo!!! Hell, oh, did I mention my purple hat? It's purple like a grape. You'll get a bunch. I'll tie you to a steak and pound you into the dirt. Spy on you from my little eye. Something beginning with an erection is civilization. It's the biggest joke known to man. Whatever makes you happy. Even if that includes putting pigs through hell. That's civilization for you. All the bad shit is very hush hush. I scream from your sprog saturated roof. Pretty please and a cherry on top. Really, I'm so vanilla yoghurt. I'm a man of culture, not very ususal. Just as normal as two bastards with fathers sharing one word: Normal. Come and go: opposite.
Rugby World Cup 2007
Ballistic missiles huh?
..to shoot the...?
Yo...ghurt by sea....
Be well. Tis the Norm.
Dusk
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I come from the Western Suburbs ...
where matey, when you're young
They bring you up to spew ...
Just like your old man done ...
Me and Douggy ...
We met at Footsray High School ... etc ...
-from 'The River of Post-Season Trip Vomit' ... by Bruce ('The Sicko-Phantom' Nobes accompanied by the W Subs Band ...
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
righteo***...never heard of that one**...music and me are like feuding neighbours...I can't understand them and they're not changing...at least I wear jockeys... tightly...
Norm...
Your site was forwarded to me and I visited all of them today and decided to join Orble. The other sites I visited, the writer's are here! Hello David, Hello Dusk.
Your site was described as an abstract look at absolutes and its true.
rgds
- Cassie
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
congratulations on your new membership, it has it's privileges...have fun...
Norm...