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It may well be Easter. But forget organised religion. Franchises are the way to go. Go to a KFC and pray to the Colonel. Get his secret recipe for a rich life. Spice up your wallet. Put burning hot fries down your undies. Fuck a chicken. Up its bum. Franchise stuffed chickens. But don't write Stuffed. Market them as cats. Set up a shop in Chinatown. With posters. Of crucified cats and chickens. With the easter bunny mocking them. Saying die species. Die. Just die. Let us enjoy commercialism. Stop trying to make Easter it's something it's not. Come down from your kitty litter box if you are who you say you are. Huh. Knew it. The real meaning of Easter and KFC? Opposites. The easter bunny and chocolate Jesus? Equals. Fries and communion wafers? No idea.



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1. April 5th 2007 @ 11:53. David Says:
You two blokes are compltely insane and out of control ...

That's why I keep visiting this Blog ...

I love it ...

David ...


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2. April 5th 2007 @ 12:00. Norm Says:
The whole farking lot funny and spot on.
The shoe is on the other foot...
Forget it, Guy.
Guy, forget it.
If Guy Forget was here he'd write the same.
Only in a French finger.


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3. April 5th 2007 @ 12:05. DuskDevi Says:
I come to this blog to find the meaning of life.





Mal
4. April 5th 2007 @ 12:22. Mal Says:
Go away. The lot of you. I'm busy painting.


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5. April 5th 2007 @ 12:30. Norm Says:
only two characters will do...this...and this...


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6. April 5th 2007 @ 12:33. Mal Says:
I don't like profanity. But would you just fuck off. I'm trying to paint. Or at least learn how to use a computer.


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7. April 5th 2007 @ 12:37. Norm Says:
how's this for you:...********


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8. April 5th 2007 @ 12:39. Mal Says:
For fuck's sake. I give up. You people are fucked. I'm going to bed.

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