NormYou can't spell flying without f and lying
Meiditating on my own magnificence, as I often do, I came to the rather happy realisation that I was even more magnificent than even I first suspected. When I am faced with the startling proposal that I might be at fault, after bench-pressing a cargo plane full of ailing equines, I can happily say that no, I am never in the wrong. Yes, that's right. It is in the midst of such a magnificent ego, as my own, that others must surely (and they surely do) find some solace in the magnificent energy source. I'll take you to be someone of lesser inteligence but greater stupidity than my wonderful, flawless self. Being of such extraordinary spiritual standing (and floating), I'll take you under my wings and carry you far away from any semblance of reality. Reality is a deeply troubling semblance. On the surface of things, it might appear that I, in light of recent unfortunates, have been a little bit of a hypocrite. I won't hear of it though, not in your presence. The shock for you to find that I have been so would send you cartwheeling off into an olympic stadium of despair. All of this, is of such intelligence that very few, including you, have ever encountered and, I'll trust you to know this yourself, as I surly do. I'll trust you to know a fool when you read one because sage is a herb. It would be stupid of me, perish the mere thought, to leave you without one last thing. Intelligent and stupid: opposite.
They say vagaries are the spice of virtual life.
David ...
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I don't know about you but, I'm going to Scarborough Fair.
It's one of my favourite parsley-thymes.
Norm
From now on I will bask in your reflected and patriotic glory.
Try to turn me over if I get cooked to much on one side.
May the sun forever shine upen your superior mind as I being just a humble and thankless little Ossie (pronounced ossssy be cause I have been told so) I will be forever be thankful.
May the alien probing heal soon. Try ice.
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[insert self-righteous delusion]
thanks for your comment
take care,
Norm
I spent at least part of my illustrious career in the headquarters of 'military intelligence' - perhaps the most recognizeable of all oxymorons, or as you refer to in your political correctness as 'equal and opposite'
I am no longer in the military - which leaves then only one plausible outcome...intelligence, hence we have come full circle.
Cheers
Andy
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In my PC nothing can be both E & O at the same time as it's being it's own E & O or to put it another way, it can.
I spose that's why the military need to specify where thay keep their intelligence because going off blindly to kill someone you've never met isn't so intelligent in my book (or on my PC).
Norm
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I'll take the gas.
Norm