NormCommas and comments
In the middle of the night I go walking in my dream to a trench to a trough to a fallen tree and a hollow log and deadened senses incapable of capillary convection cancelling the waking hours enlightened moments and what is it that can send a person off into formless and social freedom from all manner of dots and dashes that indicate breathing and patterns of speech well I am not one to beat my own drums and cymbals clang but something has sent me off into these realms and come back will I do not know that one but dotting and dashing doesn’t fit with the flatness I feel so why should I dress it up in speech when it’s the writing the typing itself that is keeping my head above ground right now when finding a laugh can only be found in my own solemnity and that is having my pants on backwards and both legs in one leg and then hopping around hopping sad and barely raise a smile and then its not that bad really when I have pants and legs to be grapefruit for i am out of town for a few days and a hermit without his cave: opposite able to make too many comments or commas
Rugby World Cup 2007
Comma gain?
eNORMous code?
hope you are well my Abstractor friend.
Dusk
I love instructional Posts like this offering me new options for whacking off.
I'd never have thought of using a trouser leg.
Guess I'm just not as e-NORM-ous as you.
I struggle with my shirt-sleeve ... (plus my heart gets in the way ... (although, I must say, the way that interior organ pumps and pulsates? I've been tempted ... And, it's not like I don't have the heart. It's sitting there like exposed female genitalia ...
Fark it ... Why not? Sort of the inverse of putting your whole heart into it? ... *
Where are you by the way? ...
David ...
Joe Blogg's Blog
manchesterunited
collingwoodfootballclub
Back then he was just a sink.
I hear these days he answers to the highest bidet.
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don't get me started on punctuation, because at univ I had these nightmares about commas
All was going well and then I would proof my own work a few times before handing it in and the comma-mania would start. Those little buggars would leap off the page into my face and jiggle about on the page and start to move and swim in front of my eyes. "Me" they would shout, "Me" I'm in the wrong place, stupid! Move me to over here, put me there, listen to this sentence said this way, not that way... "What's that up the road, ahead," would look and read to me like : What's that up the road, a head?
OH MY GOD!!!! It nearly drove me insane for about one year and then magically the curse lifted, but I am still always wary of them coming to life on the page again and so I do not re-read my work too many times - even to this day. *whoop*
I liked your words here without the little horrors there to abstract me.
Lilla,adding 2 cents worth.
Celebrity Obsession
Colons, semi colons, colonic irrigation........if it's shit to begin with, none of them really help.
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dAvid, Warrnambool whencehere wonderbag!
Joe, risingfast to le toilette, sweet!
John, punkcheweating pies!
Lilla, keep the change, sweeping through!
KylieW, well opserved mindfood stuffs!
dAvid, superfine poem man, Isle love it!
On the hop....Norm...sorry for the brevity...