NormDogged by idiotic trousers
Plainly, the nose on my face is as plain as the nose on your face, and the nose on your face, not to put too fine a point on it, is as plain as buggery. As buggery is a pain in the arse, plainly, I won't stick my nose in where it's not wanted. If I wanted to bugger up my nose I might just break it. Things that appear as plain as the nose on your face might just have the complexity of an idiot putting bracers on. Brace yourself for a bit of idiocy. If you've ever made porridge, you'll know that idiotic behavour is as plain as the toast on your face. Toast is very crunchy bread. You might just want to raise a nose to me, if that's how you feel about things. Naturally, I am drawn towards idiotic snobbery. The nose on my face is stuck up like buggery. Like buggery am I not interested in the world of current events. I love getting swept away by superficial occurrences. There you have yet another case of crunchy toast. Plainly, the plainness of the face on which your nose sits is representative of the nose itself. Mainly, the plainly-nosed are less idiotic than snobbish but it's not a gap that can't be bridged. There is something holding up my pants. Obviously, someone knows. Now, I want you to go away and have a little think about this and tell me if you think it's true that snobs and idiots: opposite. Failing that, click like buggery.
This post is plainly on the nose, but don't expect me to remove the splinters from my nostrils. Holding my head high without the use of any artificial means, enables me to spike the snobbish on the Parkin jugular when I tire of carrying a superior weighty brain around. I'm not into bashing the brains out of people without them. I tend to consider my actions a wake-up call to remind the snobbish the hairs of their nostrils will burn if they keep their snobby noses pointed at the sun, rather than taking a good hard look at how the bread is baking in their own toasters. As I have often said to the snobbish, "If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen, butter plain bread, and eat cold porridge."
David ...
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only Bill Lawry knows all.
That was one of those cricket placards like that one you remember: the bed sheet with Bill Lawry's Hanky on it.
The Phantom they called him, not sure why(you probably know that).
Other half of the great opening partnership with Simpson.
Not sure what they called him?
Simmo.
Endearing.
Cheers,
Norm
The ability of Australians to come up with nicknames like Simmo for a bloke called Simpson, is only second to the undeniable creative genius of Orble bloggers.
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
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it can't be denied.
Why be creative when there's information on the line?
That's why they call it the information superthingamee.
They don't call it the creative superwhat'sit.
Information, after all, is power.
Which is just so spot on.
And power is what we all need.
Not only Simmo, but Bob too.
How anyone gets Bob out of Robert is past me.
I don't want to know if Bill is actually a William.
Norm
Rugby World Cup 2007
Snobs and idiots are equal.
They both have no sense of smellifluous.
...nothing said is pleasing to hear.
Draw deep giNORMous...as always...brilliant.
Dusk
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I think you may be right about the equality of those.
I have a book in my shelf called The Idiot, it's by Dostoyevsky.
I've never read it.
Looked at it.
It's actually my sister's.
When I was a little younger, I bought War and Peace.
Couldn't read it either.
But so people would think I was bookish, I crumpled it and made it look well worn.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Thanks for the little boost in the ruck.
Lines out.
R & R, mate.
Norm
Rugby World Cup 2007
Oh how could you?
...I just got some fake glasses...and a blog.
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Put through war to get a piece.
I didn't get any either.
Oh...shit...fun times, fun times...
Not only was I pretentious.
I was an arch hypocrite too.
Just generally.
ahhhh
haha
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Clenchingly,
D. Armento
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just don't pick your nose and eat it.
Norm
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.