NormDennis Pagan and Paul Roos
Denis “Pimple Lips” Pagan, otherwise known as “The Cherry Tapper” and “The Coital Reliever” and “Skanky Hoe Toes” and “Old Man Riverlet” is a man of incredibly small stature trapped in the body of a man of considerable stature. Born into a family of pumpkin farmers “Skyman Boneface”, as he was known, quickly established himself as a potato picker to rank with the greatest face powderers the game has known, revolutionizing the use of teaspoon use with his revolutionary use of tablespoons. It was the opposite for Paul Roos. Paul “Luna Park Lips” Roos, or “Frankly Freddie” or “The Orifice”, is a former magistrate to the supreme being, appointed by his own father( a former lady of her mighty fine skirts and upholstery). It was in the year of his birth that he came into this world, ironically the same day of his own birth, a fact not lost on his numerous detractors, notably Malcolm “The Flying Moustache” Blight (“Old Fancy Pants” and “The Self-Pleasure Machine”) who has detracted from his own accomplishments by being known as “Bend Over Boys For it is I”, or just plain Bob to Roos. He is a hit with the ladies. They both are.
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I'm not going to try and say anything witty, it's late, I;ve had my glass of wine and I'm obviously outwitted, but I have been reading your posts... some of them anyway [so far]... and I like the way you say nothing and yet, say much too...
...interesting... and... funny.
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