NormMy goodbye post
There's a world outside this little white window that does not tolerate self-indulgent emotionalism. Whitened windows were whitened to keep out harmful radiating brilliance. Some poor saps can't take the poverty of their own spirit; you're barking up the wrong tree! Explosions from splitting cells, sell nonsense to eager buyers but farts from fluctuating fannies ferment. You've heard of Deep Throat; well, doctors diagnosed me with my larynx in my colon: not good. The noises in my arse reverberate around my gutless waste. Waste is just a real shit. Typical of poor writing is obscenity and vice versa. Typical of obscenity is my left testicle in the cup of my hand and my right in the cup of your tea. You only take one lump, don't you? I'll put some cream on your scone. If you can just open it up for me. Let me jam your saucer. Manners are frightfully appropriate for upright families. Sorry, I've got something in my larynx. I say goodbye to things that get stuck with a specially blunted post. I call it my goodbye post. That's better. I have had fun and I hope that I can do this again in a moon's time. I seem to have to use that post a terrible lot. I keep it in my cupboard and only use it when I have to. Deep down what I really want to write is that I hate colours. Porcelain is white for a reason and bitumen is black, it's a bitch, man. Would you like a cake? This goodbye post really makes some people say, Hello! Hell, I'd hate to go out with quiet dignity; I just don't think I could. It's most ill-mannered to just piss off without any fuss. Goodbye and Hello: opposite.
Rugby World Cup 2007
Hello, hello.....giNORMous...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
...hello, hello...
...I happened to see the Brumbies coach...
...he's not exactly what I'd expect...
...he had long hair...
...I didn't know hippies played the game...
...hold liquid for writing...
...Norm...
Rugby World Cup 2007
He was buried in the mud at Woodstock...a wild stampede unearthed him.
Dip your quill in it and be giNORMous...
Dusk
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Dig in the soil for refreshment, Dusk...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
From The Home Front
Enviro Warrior
Dream Herald
Esoteric Bookshop
LMAO
Your description of obscenity will stay with me for years ... I may have to give up taking Tea?
two thumbs up funny my friend...
Lilla ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
...I love drinking tea...it's just the social aspect...thanks for your generous comments...keep jiggling...
...take care...Norm