NormThe Right gets dropped!
Like Politics, Gonads come, not only in irregular spurts, but in a Left and a Right. We all, whether it be ovaries or testes, hold one side higher than the other. Call it gravity. Being asymmetrical in our basic symmetry is part of what being human is all about. Walking is our efforts at balance in motion. Some of us, I’m sure, would love to hope that we hopped, two pegs tied together, hither and thither. Accept your fallibility! Stop the wanking. Now, I’m clearly one to hold his Left testicle higher than his Right, and hold it is the least of my actions. Masturbating is fine. Test me, I'm feeling testy! You’ll find that I think there is enough Wealth to go around to feed everyone. Clothing, Shelter, Education and Health too. Stop the wanking. Live like you need to. Right wingers really have issues. I’d like to fit you out with ear-shoes and hammer some tacks in your sole! You currents! The Orb is a boat on one of your currents and it’s heading for a waterfall. You currants! The Orb is a fruitcake, dry and bland. The Orb holds the right one higher. It’s sanctimoniousness is steeped in sterility. So now you’ve had the Left going off in your face, I can have a rest. And you can go and clean yourself up a bit. The Right and The Left: opposite.
I couldn't have written that better myself ...
Your Alter-e-GO
Go Norm, go ...
Beaudy Newk! No, Beaudy Norm!
e-NORM-ous2
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We need to fit you out with a profile image.
A toilet? A toilet brush?
There is only one other person who could have written this and that's me!
Go Norm2 too,
Norm.
That's us.
Us getting in touch with our feminine side?
They wouldn't let me put a picture up of how we really get in touch with our feminine sides. ***
Feminine side?
Me?
Nup. Don't have one. 100% masculine male, with a perfect blend of brutality and delicacy ...
That isn't a feminine side ... That's a wank modern new age term ...
There is no such thing as a feminine side in man.
We certainly get in touch with the feminine side of women, but.
On the outside ... Sometimes on the inside ... (when we're lucky enough ...
That reminds me ... the old gasoline/kerosine lantern has gone out ... must dip the wick ...
in oil ...
Male Nature? Female Nature?
Different and the same.
Same species (human ... well most of them ..
Different natures ...
I enjoy writing subconsciously to myself ... Why?
I aprreciate my own thoughts ...
almost as much as I enjoy seeing them in print ...
Why?
I'm e-NORM-ous ...
in my mind ...
That reminds me ... Where did I put my car keys ... ?
That's right.
In my pants ...
Yes folks, I'm e-NORM-ous
in my mind ...
A legend in his own 'lunchbox' ...
A legend in his own 'lunchtime' ...
My lunchtimes ?
They don't just last for an hour ...
They don't last for years ... either ...
My lunchtimes ?
I only have one ...
It's an eternal banquet ...
A feast ...
A sumptuous feast ...
of the mind ...
Beyond orgasm ...
Beyond rapture ..
Beyond ecstasy ...
Beyond Beatitude ...
....
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What's that confucian saying?
I'm Deano!
Go Blues!
Some friend you are! ***
You love yourself too much! ***
There is nothing in this life as sweet, as wonderful, or as delightfully, wickedly delicious as having multiple peronality ORDER ...
Oh, yes there is ...
I've finally be able to log back on as myself to Blog on ...
This writing unedited shit? ... I'd recommend it to everyone ...
I no longer worry about anything ... now ... (that's a think pause ...
But don't worry ... I'm thinking unedited ...
That saying about biscuits? That's not Confucius ...
You watch too much TV man ... That's a TV jingle, jangle ... dangle doo ...
My favourite biscuits? Not Tim-Tams ... nup ... I'm a Jim Jam man ... I love my jam ...
Give me a Monte Carlo any day ...
All that succulent cream ... between the spread biscuits ...
I want to make love to a Monte Carlo biscuit ...
Before Arnotts put any more Jam in it ...
I'd rather they took the jam out ... quite frankly ... but I'd still make love to a Monte Carlo biscuit ...
Never eat them, but ...
I'm not really a Jim Jam boy after all ...
I'm a full cream boy ...
The more cream they flood the biscuit with ?
The more I'll eat it ...
That cream between the biscuit sleeves ?
I feel like I'm drinking the biscuit ... once it's in my mouth ... I only take one bite ... Usually I just suck the the cream from the biscuit ..
into my mouth ... then bite the biscuit afterwards ...
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ...
The cream between the biscuit sleeves ...
Okay ... enough about stuff that has nothing to do with erotica or love ... I'm going back to my own blog ...
Your blog 'sucks' ???
Well it does now ... ***
David ...
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Geez I'm funny!
A pyjama fetish is my diagnostic opinion.
When i'm fishing for biscuits....
Dangling....
It's always fish fingers for tea...
half-baked...Norm
This biscuit fetish of yours has turned a bit fishy. It's a bit smelly and a bit on the nose ...
and tongue and lips ... and down below ...
It wouldn't suprise me to see you write a post about a dunny-door on a prawn trawler ...
It wouldn't surprise me to find you sniffing both sides of the door itself ...
mistaking it for a biscuit ...
A chocolate-cream biscuit?
You know how a frotteur's fetish is to rub themselves up against people in public places like buses and trains and trams ... ?
I could imagine you buying a SFX CD of tram and train bus noises ... CHOO CHOO DING DING TICKETS PLEASE CLANG CLANG CLANG at the crossings ... and all that ... with a bit of chew-chew thrown in for good measure ... and a bit of a tram conducter activity ... conducting his own orchestra ... during a horn instrumental ...
And indulging in your biscuit fetish ...
with fish-fingers ...
Not really being able to distinguish the difference ...
WHOAH!
Way too silly now ...
But this unedited writing ? ...
That's just the way it goes ...
In real life? The amount of words we speak ... that just disappear ... ??? We don't speak edited ...
Well okay, I do ...
but I'm talking about NORMal people here ...
Yeah, bored now ...
Having fish-fingers for tea ...
I don't eat much by the way ...
just tend to dip my fingers in the fishwrinkle ... or swishmitten trout dip and King George twin fillets ... or the baked Snapper ... and Catfish cream ... or suck the soft centres out of the Flathead chocolate-coated Baccis ... go a bit Tommy Rough and lick a bit off my fingers ...
Birdseye? The brand (South Australian) ... SAFCOL ... (South Australian Fishing Co-op Ltd) ... You bet ... local fish for me ... (unless it's imported ... flown in by plane from some exotic location ... Then? It's caviar all the way ... fish eggs for me ... unborn fish ? ... Me? I'm only eating them to save them from abortion ... I'm pro-life ... and it means so much to me, I kill fish before they are born so they can't be aborted ... I take a cut lunch to the Abortion clinic for my protests ... No banner-waving looney activity for me ...
Baby seals? I shoot them mercifully ... to prevent them getting clubbed to death ...
Whales ? ... I stick my thumb in their spout ... they suffocate ... Beats being harpooned ...
Dolphins? I hold their snouts shut ... put a G-clamp over them ... and they die ... Living dead on the bottom of the ocean sure beats living in a SAFCOL tuna tin disguised as something you're not ...
These bloody food companies ... It's about time they all got a bit real ...
If there's dogs afterbirth in the tin ... ? I want to know about it ... Not that I wouldn't eat it ... it's one of my favourite delicacies ... I just like to know that's what it is I'm eating ... and whether or not they've cooked it ...
The way I like my food?
RAW!
Oysters, mussels and cockles?
RAW THANKS! ...
RAW!
Don't ruin all the succulent juices ...
David ...
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I hate cruelty in any form that's why i have a blog.
So I can subject others to the infinity of my kindness.
Frotteur is to Frottage as
Montuer, cutting up people, is to Montage.
Fromeur, cheesing people off, is to Fromage.
Colleur, sticking bits of people together, is to Collage.
Ole Cement Head, Norm.
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As Voyeur is to Voyage...
Sorry...didn't mean to intrude upon the male
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Never intrusive, your presence is like a big plate of superdelicious funnypie!
Unmistakably welcome.
Norm.
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Superdelicious Funnypie sounds scrumptious*...
*not mine. Wish it was. He who thought of it is is a pun-dit as well. enorMOus too.
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Thanks for the mammaries....
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