NormA week in a vice: PRIDE
Norm’ll be the first to admit that Norm’s really got a handle on things. Normally Norm wouldn’t say this, but don’t ever question the Norm. Just follow the conventions that are set. You follow? If Norm needs to build a chair from your broken body, I will. Be done with your structure and turn it into a potty. Norm might just keep you alive so you can watch him sit on the new structure. You’ll just be a pair of eyeballs attached to a brain attached to a spine attached to nerves and pipes attached to heart and lungs and liver and kidneys and stomach. You’ll shit yourself to see Norm eat your hands. Norm’ll give himself a clap for you. Keep an eye on the Norm. Be ready to change your unalterable principles with my fluctuations. It was once that eating your neighbours was common practice. Some things never change, like Norm’s undies and socks. Genital mutilation is looked down upon in most parts. It’s what I’m all about. Modesty forbids me to go into it in any great detail, but suffice to say, Norm has one big groin-nose. It’s always running and Norm has to buy shoes in pairs of three. If I have to put my foot down your throat and out your arse, Norm will. You won’t feel a thing because the Norm is a considerate fucker. I’ll get you on the blower without lifting a finger. Tell everyone about me, if they don’t already know. Norm couldn’t care less what else you do. Normally Norm wouldn’t normally bat an eyelid at singing his own praises. Your arse is a trumpet that he blows up. I do say some explosive things. Stick to the Norm. Pride and humility: opposite.
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It's to do with the sticks.....and the blowing up....and trumpets.....and angels.....could be that denoting and detonating be equal.....let me tell you that equal as I see it?......is the same thing in a different sense......like to the physical world light is to the intellect what illumination is.....and darkness and ignorance the same and opposite light and illumination.....hate to be 'didactic'....it's only to teach you about me....take care....Norm...