NormScrewing nuts
Urinous is the best way to describe some people’s pantaloonies. Some people’s subwear smells of piss. Giving them a kiss, I'll give a miss. Some people’s breath has the odour of amorousness with urinousness. You and us is one way to describe a certain mentality. You have to mine, plumb, for a mentality that you can call yours and mine. It’s fine for some to come undone for fun, but I prefer to keep my shit together. None of this plop plop business for me. Making a splash is not for everyone. Give me one long gentle brown bomber burnishing the bowl's bottom; I don't put burnt bananas in my own. Going mental can take many outward forms. Being off tap is worth bottling. Your body’s worth baking; mine’s full of phlegm. If you shake me, I won’t rattle. Disturbed people are cause for disturbance. Do not disturb a person who urinates in the cups of their hands because they might take the piss out on you. No-one likes to be made a pee-pale out of. Seeing a sliced legless reptile pales in comparison to being one of the same. A madwoman’s custard is curdled completely. Can’t say I blame them, I’d be mad too if I had to cook dairy desserts. Talking to yourself is a sure sign of being a few laces short of a straightjacket. I know because I tell myself constantly. I refute those claims, unfounded. As the saying goes, an orderly in a loony-bin is fucking nuts up the arse with a salad vegetable, not a broomhandle. People in positions of authority are totally trustworthy. They have no mental health concerns. It’s just as well that people who act insane get thrown in the bin. Lives have been lived out in the nut-house, ce la vie. Orderly and chaotic: opposite.
Had to borrow a couple of my mum's incontinence pads to get through this Post without wetting my pants ...
David
Rugby World Cup 2007
Knew you were not straitlaced...giNORMous...
You are well? How deep?
...and very mellow...almost a Wallaby gold....
Dusk
David darlin'...how are you...flowing...?
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you know what to do between the posts; go and pamper youself. Have a dry night.
Norm.
Dusk,
My lowest point is my sole.
Straight like a hooker's? arm.
Take care now ya hear.
Norm.
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the norm's are a sad lot of empty shell-shocked bunker wearing helmet-heads for sure. You exhibit so much sanity in your posts, I'd never have guessed that you were a little unstable. Borderline, myself. Go well, crush the shells. Norm
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