NormAre you a Breastman or a Legman?
Auguste “The Breastman” Rodin, the dirty Frenchman, had a fatal liking for cunted creatures, upright and bosomy. His particular predilection was, without the long shadow of doubt, for the ethereal circularity of such creatures upper torsos. “O aren’t breasts titillating!” he would mutter under the changing room doors. A swift kick in the face and he soon abated. There is no deterrent like a well delivered movement of the leg. As time went by, he would get his hands on the objects he called “reverse vaginas”. Breasts sit on the outside. This was hardly of any concern for David “The Legman” Smith. Inexplicable is the only way to describe his compunction for masturbating in his sandwich. Mayonnaise is also fine. Most excited by long, thin sticks that belonged to penisless wonders, The Legman never owned up to his own masturbatory proclivities. We’ve all had a wank. He never lost his passion for masturbating in his Christmas stocking. He also sought out women, eventually. “It’s less about the legs than what the legs lead to.” he surmised from a head that was supported, ultimately, by his own legs. There is nothing strange about legs. The Legman and The Breastman: opposite!
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Put me down as an entire-female-body man, thanks.
That sick pervert referring to 'reverse vaginas' being breasts doesn't know what he's talking about. A reverse vagina is when you suck a woman's vagina so delightfully hard that the inside of her vagina is on the outside of her body (okay, so It's in your mouth, but it's still outside of her body, like she is when you do that to her). That's what a reverse vag is, to use its proper term. Vag. Not Vagina. Only women refer to their vag's as Vagina's. They like to pretend they are ladylike, even when they they speak with a mouth reeking of cock-breath. That guy is sick.
Writing of 'sick'. You really post some sick shit on this site, Norm. I am disgusted by this post. Fuck me. Well don't fuck me, but fuck me. How can you write that sick shit and sleep at night? I'm going back to my own site where nothing but sacred, pure beauty exists. Fuck me drunk. Stuff me drunk. Stuff me dead. Fuck me dead. Where's a publican, taxidermist and necrophiliac when you need them?
Homer ...
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The sickness you refer to: it's not me mate. I just write what I see from verified documents vacuum-sealed for posterity. Call me the official biographer to the most delightful gallery of important people who we all aspire to be. Or Norm is good too.
As a regular visitor to your "site", as you so lovingly refer to it, I find you to be a fine upstanding citizen with the good sense to always say exactly what you mean.
If you know what I mean.
Taking in all he can to do with "reverse vags",
The son of his own mother: Norm
That's what I mean about you being sick. Fancy referring to your own birth and your own mother's reverse vag. Obviously in your mind a reverse vag does not assume the shape of a woman's breast at all. It assumes the shape of a new-born Norm, smothered and saturated in after-birth? You are sick man. Really, really sick.
If I didn't find your comments so disgusting I would be pissing myself laughing. Oh shit. I am.
Love your work, man.
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But I'll happily take it.
Bowing to a master,
Norm.
A new born Norm?
hahahahahahaha
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Me and my memory.
Suffering some sort of dryspell,
Norm
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He Rodin and then he Rodout.
He wore a ten gallon hat but due to water restrictions could only keep it half full.
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hahahahah
He would have to be as happy as a man with two rods.
And very optimistic, Joe.
Riding off into the sunset,
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He rode all the way to June.
That's as far as he got.
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It's your first acknowlegement of the status quo.
Down, Down.
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Come back Shane!