NormWeird and weary
I can't stand hackneyed cliches: not a leg to stand themselves on. I'd never generate or perpetuate them myself: opposed to them vehemently. The overuse of phrases or devices: against passionately. In summary, I'd say that there are certain things in this world, that are bound by certain laws. To say that everything is subject to the same laws is equal to slipping the old fella into the knickers of some lovely long legged thing with gorgeous long legs. Things that have no legs don't have a leg to stand on. Not everything that runs in this world of yours has legs. Take air conditioners and put them in your pants. Go take a long peer over a short walk. It's a simple fact that everybody in motion has an opposite. Beyond redemption am I from the tyranny of my own cliche generation. This generation is a lovely mix of new types of people never before seen before or since. Since we are all so special there is no need to revert to type. To type this out has been more joy than staring down the barrel of some buxom beauty busting out of her attire. I neve tire of seeing that. It takes a certain degree of nuttiness to write like this. Not to mention weariness. Weary and tired: equal.
Fun Facts
Rugby World Cup 2007
Hope you are well giNORMous...
Dusk
Flick Wit
I would write more, but I am legless myself.
Truly metaphorically,
Michaelie
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
So don't call me, because I can't come till I get my limbs back.
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
nuts and buxom beauties? Sounds like the ingredients for a porn movie...
Mis
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
laughing on the inside.
Shanks.
Shanks ferry much.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
well as can be expected in these trying times.
World Cup and all.
When is the real stuff going to start?
R&R, mate.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
legs. They start at the bottom and go down from there.
Cheers and salutes.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
you'd only be a dent without an arm.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
don't make be pull out my
guitar.
Norm
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
D.Armenta,
I was beginning to wonder.
Then I stopped suddenly and stared out into a sea of memories that rose like a mist over my eyes as the tree-lined street peered in upon my clandestine mind.
Sorry, far too literary.
Norm
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.