NormCan you tap your head while rubbing your tummy?
In this physical thing of two sides that we find ourselves in, it can be alarmingly difficult to co-ordinate both those sides at the one time. Believe you me, I've not really been trying of late to get the two halves of the whole to do anything meaningful at all. A tall person might find it doubly difficult, I deduce. If you need any evidence that the thing you were born into and have grown into and have suffered into has two sides then look no further than the eyes in your head or the hands that hang like fried possums from power lines. It's simply unavoidable to go out into the superhighway with your tennis ball and not expect to cop a serve. The point of what I'm on about, if I may be so bold, is to confirm the affirmation that there are indeed two opposing sides, inescapably. You'll notice that nobody really cares about the things that are as plain as the nose up your arse, but you'll plug on regardless. Sometimes the whole thing is just such a drain but there are so many things still to find out about that are right in front of us. Right in front of our eyes is our nose and that has two nostrils. If you have nose to smell, you'll soon realise that tapping your melon while scratching your toolshed is not as much fun as doing the reverse with a friend. Tap into what is right under your nose, there's really no need to look any further. If you have the motor skills to do so, by all means, have a little manual entertainment. Tapping your scone and massaging your midrift: opposite.
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I'm starting to see this site in a different light these days.
New blinds.
Possums make a no less psychotic noise than their visage.
The first time I ever heard one at night, I crapped myself.
Norm
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Not to mention, my delusions of seeing things plainly have all gone down the drain.
I too have the power to see this blog in a different light, simply by flipping a switch; gaze upon my magical nocturnal switch-flipping possums and tremble!
Don't forget to take your trousers down first, tho......
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Arses and Elbows
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I'd never forget to take my trousers down.
They usually take longer to dry though.
Norm
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
It's basically a merry-go-round for smalls.
They'll be big all over the world one day.