Rudd to include Christians and Evolutionists in his SORRY apology.
PM Kevin Rudd plans to say sorry not just to the stolen generation of indigenous Australians but to all Christians on behalf of God and Adam and Eve for original sin. He will also apologise to Evolutionists on behalf of the Darwin family for those living in lower socio-economic areas still evolving into humans, and anyone who has been out with Wayne Carey since he quit football. He also plans to apologise to the Jews on behalf of Hitler’s parents.











