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I’m interested in aspiring to do things that interest me. My interests, that can be loosely described, are a mixture of gravity and levity. I float like a bee and stink like a butterfly. My aim is to eradicate lofty sermons from the mountebanks. By slowly pulling the rug from under their hats, I hope to reveal the emperors’ nude clothes. Roughly put, my hope is to have a long fruitful career in the orchard, where I can have as much fun as one can have with two pencils up one’s nostrils. Pathetically, I am interested in how potatoes get mashed. Words, comprised of dumb little characters, are an endless sauce. Of tomato and tomato, I say potato. Driven by my desire to have a nice rug myself, I hope to strip down the barriers between the ‘public’ and the ‘artist’ to demonstrate that wheels are as normal to a normal human as breathing normal polluted air is: normal. Basically, I believe that pencil-sharpeners should manifest themselves in every corner of a person. Square as I am, and dedicated deeply to the study of confectionery, I have many corners (four to be exact). Drawing heavily from contemporary culture, my work is deeply rooted. In the past, I have shown myself to be capable of circling the square of myself. Round and round we go. Grounded in my philosophy of paying close attention to the formguide, my undertakings have often proved fateful. My study has revealed to me, without question, all the answers. Everything is nothing without nothing. I wanted to make one more sentence where I put the word “I” in it. That was it. Everything and nothing, I'm sure I've already said: opposite.



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1. October 5th 2007 @ 02:57. Miswanderlust Says:
Norm
I believe that pencil-sharpeners should manifest themselves in every corner of a person
Hahahaha
Mis



2. October 7th 2007 @ 01:24. Norm Says:
Mis,
I sincerely do.
Cheery bye-byes.
Norm

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