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Shut, Fack, Cont, Dyck, Wunk, and Cook

Being an irresponsible and tarrible spiller as I am, swear words I find particularly diificunt to smell propellerly. You cunt smell thatch without vatch, and I have it on good orthority that it's true that a cook goes in a cont and so on. But in reality, I hate nothing more than hearing people swearing on the bus and and in and around, but mostly because they handle the words with so little care (and I hate people passionately). I don't throw my dicks or my arses around willy nilly for just anyones ear. But in reading, a word is amplified by the technological equipment in the brain and powered by the heart, and those of weak hearts fail to hear the vibrancy in the words and are stuck with an insipid life sentence that just keeps repeating. They are stamped NEVER TO BE RELEASED, and rightfully so because to tread the boards of language and grammar with their heavy feet is an abuse to those who have lighter more nimble feet. It is little wonder that expletives fly in the face when such travesties as overusing commas and pathetic lifeless sentences abound and mean and nasty constructions rob us of any sort spiritual wealth that some sentences can promote. Naughty words are just that: naught. Of course they are more important than being true and honest and forthright in your dealings with yourself and others. Be as underhanded and sneaky as you like but, don't write that for fack's sake. My bad spilling and swear words: opposite.



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1. June 19th 2007 @ 03:36. David Says:
Brailliant!

Braillant. edj. 1. writing designed to enlighten the blind.
2. June 19th 2007 @ 04:52. Norm Says:
David,
If more could people felt what they read, it wouldn't be bad, brailleiant!
Norm, Tuesday
3. June 19th 2007 @ 14:02. Miswanderlust Says:
Norm
Naughty...naughty....naughty
HAHAHAHA
Mis
5. June 20th 2007 @ 02:16. Norm Says:
Mis,
a whole lot of naughty business adds up to not much.
The way i do it, anyway.
Cheers,
Norm
6. June 20th 2007 @ 02:19. Norm Says:
D,
right in the?...you can't, can't, can't...can't write that.
Not possible.
Norm
7. June 20th 2007 @ 03:01. D. Armenta Says:
Watch this:

QUEYNTE

Want me to do it again?

I'm an eager beaver when it comes to a challenge....

Otherwise I tend to clam up.
8. June 20th 2007 @ 03:50. DuskDevi Says:
Oh fer cryin' out loud....what' she...it...done now?

9. June 22nd 2007 @ 09:13. JohnDoe Says:
I FRAKING love it!
10. June 23rd 2007 @ 00:52. Norm Says:
D., Dusk and Doe,
I'll say this: Google has a real problem.
With swear words, you just can't have 'em.
I can't either.
Norm

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