NormThe Impregnator with the Ripped Crotch
A prolific impregnator, Shrewsbury, came to be regarded as “The Man of the Swimming Spermatozoa with Bare Knuckles and a Short Hat” or “Nuts” for short. An affectionate philanderer, practical joker, chicken tamer, rock collector and raconteur, “Knuckles”, was often heard to say: “Bring me a cup of tea at four o’clock, the paper at five, my dinner at six, another tea at seven, fellatio at eight, a tissue at nine, a pillow at ten and bed at eleven,” in the days before slavery was abolished. In later times, when recruiting workers from Africa was for some strange reason stopped , slavery was finally abolished to the detriment of many. A true Gentleman and proponent of slavery, “Hobbs” or “Ripped Crotch”, never a knew a day without that joy of life spirit that the French call “Joy de living”. A youthful man for the most part of his life the young “Crotch Ripper”, often dreamed of being an old man because he thought that seniors looked to be living without pain, a fact he knew to be true when he reached the ripe old age of old age as he came to do with the spirit of a youth dreaming of being a senior.
The Voices in my Head
I feel like I walked into a room and picked up the middle portion of the conversation. It's a bit disorienting...
Yes, I like it. I will be back. *smile*
Rock on...
Voices~
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
walking into a room and picking up the middle part of a conversation is what I'm all about...except i tend to go off on a tangent....and never come back....awkward silences.....rockin' on,
*biting nails* Norm
The Voices in my Head
I have given this some thought...and this is what has come of it...you are an odd duck and I like you.
Rocking on with ya...
Voices~
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
i much prefer odd to even....and as for ducks...I like ducks....and drakes....and cloaks...and daggers.....
till the break of dawn,
Norm(not the norm).
Ars Poetica
un stylo fin, merci
~Lily
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
your grasp of other tongues is akin to mine.
A butcher by trade,
Norm
Ars Poetica
~Lily
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
i wish I didn't, but it's too late from moi; so why should I change.
Constantly learning,
Norm