NormWhich hand do you wipe your bottom with?
It’s a well known fact that you should use toilet paper to wipe your lips with after a meal. It comes in handy. I’ve come in handy many times. Depending on which side you curl them out from (we all have a leaning) the left meat hook or the right is generally sufficiently lengthy and supple to swab the shit chute of even the most long arsed and short torso tentancled. I’m so fucking rich I get someone to wipe my faecal fanny for me with a fifty. Advisable it is to check the hue and texture of your disposable dunny paintings. Fried human genitals don’t agree with me; they’re repeating on me eternally. You don't want a gobful of that. My nostrils are preoccupied with more serious matters. Exhibitions of arse-art are held in high regard in shithouse galleries globally. Object as some will to it, I often wipe my scent detector on a blank canvas from the crap castle. Nobody has ever masturbated on a canvas, let alone exhibited shit art in a curator’s cardboard castle. Please don’t wank in a public square; someone might be watching or listening. Cardboard cylinders make excellent erection inducers. If you are going to wipe either arse of matter, it doesn’t matter if you don’t use a white shit towel. I like to leave things to the left and others prefer to be right. Organic art supplies are optional. Wiping your arse with your left hand and wiping your arse with your right: opposite.
Philosophy Blog
I reckon arse-wiping will depend on two main factors:
(1) which hand you use for anything; are people ambidextrous when it comes to crap?
(2) which side the toilet roll is on. If it's too close on your right hand side, it can be awkward to manipulate with your right hand, and ditto for the left.
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Numbers 1& 2 sound spot on to me.
The real question should be - do you use paper at all?