NormPM Rudd admits colleagues researched Orble posts to formulate 17 page sorry speech.
Heather Mills, the former mistress of Humphrey B Bear and Paul McCartney, with her current partner Star Spangled Scientology Bear.
A spokesperson for the Prime Minster’s research department has admitted that the wording of the Sorry Speech was deemed so critical to the Labour Party’s continuing success that she spent the last week without sleep just going over and over the multitude of Sorry posts on Orble.
“When I was handed the job, I automatically Googled ‘sorry’ and the first 3,000 hits were Orble posts. Most of them began with ‘Sorry I haven’t posted for a while,’ which I found quite strange because no-one I know gives a shit about whether some unknown blogger on some unknown site is away, busy reading and dowloading celebrity gossip, having computer or relationship problems, learning to paint, suffering from writer’s block, PMT, untreated nastiness, or thinks they’re so important that people in the real world would have pined over missing their posts after they’d only been away for six-to-twelve hours.
I’d never even heard of Orble before I Googled ‘sorry’. It’s probably because I’ve never been on Seek to look for an unpaid writing job, although being in politics I’m no stranger to false promises. If it wasn’t for the sincere yet deluded outpouring of self-obsessed, attention-seeking angst, and sanctimonious bigotry and grief, which was deemed the crucial ingredient of the Sorry Apology wording, I’d probably still wish I’d never heard of Orble.
But my God, can Orble bloggers make something out of nothing by considering their own thoughts noteworthy, and present themselves as vehemently sincere on subjects they know or care so little about to the point where they do nothing about their convictions other than write pages and pages of diatribe. It was just what PM Rudd was looking for.”
You have officially cracked me up.
I have been reading the posts and headlines but I was too sanctimonious to comment.
You see I have ego issues.
My ego thinks that it is better than me.
So I have to slap it down once in while.
So anyway i read this and thought; what holier than thou comment can I put in response?
Sorry seems to be hardest word but today it is the easiest.
Yet I will instead say thank you for not drawing attention to battles on World Worble 3.
Mal
I’m sincerely appreciative of you not posting a ‘holier than thou’ comment. It would have put me in the unenviable yet familiarly superior position of having to mock it.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
I save my holier than thous for my hour of need.
Like when I need to chat up some bird.
'Yes baby it is a blessing.'
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Mal
Hardly. I don't even know what sanctimonious bigotry is. I just use words in my posts and comments that sound good.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.