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MalTarget fashions a big winner with women tennis players at Australian Open.
Leading women’s fashion designer Target have found a novel way of marketing their own brand of women’s bras after they break in half on their shoddy, third-world production lines. They have added a dodgy elastic waist band to each half-bra and released them as tennis ball holders for women tennis players to wear around their waists. The Bra Ball-Bag has become a popular fashion accessory for all women in the top 100. “Most of us are lesbians,” said a top 50 player. “As much as we enjoy the feel of our own hands tucking the tennis ball into our briefs, it looks a bit like a large cyst on our bums under our skirts or pants. Seeing the ball in a bra cup on the outside is not only more fashion conscious, it’s titillating. It keeps us focused. We win our matches quicker. There’s more to life than tennis.”
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If they're mostly lesbians, I should think they'd get an even bigger kick out of ripping the balls right out of the sac.
Er, bag.
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You're either a non lesbian or a reformed one.
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The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.