NormTea or coffee?
Nothing refreshes like a mug of tea. Having a woman sucking on your scrotum is not something that I’d bag. Stop or I'll shoot! Romantic evenings are best capped off with a cuppa. Then she’ll take your nut sack in her slippery slope. Noses make excellent erection rests. She’ll give it a jiggle and a squeeze. Don’t spill any on your freshly pressed pants. In-grown hair on a ball bag is a particularly attractive thing. If you do find a hair in your tea, very discretely swallow it. Please don’t spit the contents of a lovely occasion across a room crowded with lovely furniture. You’ll come across as a little squirt. Sometimes I put the tea bag straight into the little pot, cosy. If ever there was a satisfying afternoon beverage it has to be coffee. The pleasure and satisfaction that these beans have been leaves leaves blowing. I’d never bag it, coffee. It’s nothing to sneeze at, coffee. Don't be a drip, fill. Tah. Certainly if you’re ever lucky enough to have a tea-bag don’t cream all over her face. She’ll be coughing, for sure, for sure. For putting a couple of lumps in she’ll be speechless. It’s very difficult to talk with a pair of testicles in your mouth, take it from me. If you like fluffy shit on your coffee then I’ll have nothing but dust from my chocolate shaker for you. I’ll give you the tip, there’s no way you can fit a bag of jigglies in a coffee-hole. It’s just too tight a squeeze. Tea and coffee: opposite.
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you probably wouldn't say that if you met me, lazy is how I come across; but really I'm scratching the bottom...of the barrel at the moment....there's at least three camps on what a tea-bag is...I'm not touching one...thanks for your kind visitation...
Norm...
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Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
John "The tea bagger" Waters of All our rivers run dry and so on? I never knew him to be associated with such a thing. Although I did sit behind him at the cricket and then I followed him to the gentlemen's and sat next to him and he never washed his hands and then he had a pie. Typical actor.
Don't start me on nuts, I'd never write about such things. Testicles on the other hand. I only write with one hand so that I can do that.
Norm...
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You're such a caffiend giNORMous.
Such a tease...
Tea and Coffee:...go down well....
Dusk
*not mine...love this...belongs to a witty and talented friend
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Dusk*, someone is going to tee off on this stuff one day...go really potty...I'll just be sipping hot beverages and dipping their scones...Norm...
*as elusive and beautiful as they come
Rugby World Cup 2007
*thank you
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Footy Power
*good one
thank you?**
**you're welcome
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I never knew there was an actor with the same name...either way keep that left hand free for the important pistachio mucnching...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
aww I see, I thought that...well...it doesn't matter...I know nothing of anything so something like that means everything....man, you crazy in the coconut...I'll keep an eye out for those flicks...you know John Waters though big man with a head on his shoulders and two arms and legs and a face and hands and feet?...he did wash his hands but he ate the pie in the stall...I just remembered...I don't like Brazilians...