NormTendulkar tries to cheat. AGAIN!
Tendulkar refuses to walk. AGAIN!
One of the most disgraceful, racist and lying cricketers ever to put a pair of pads on, Sachin Tendulkar, ‘The Little Master of Fibs’ refused to walk after being out hit wicket in today’s one day international, and confronted the umpire in one of the ugliest scenes in cricket since Harbajhan Singh called Prime Minister Rudd a baboon for saying sorry to Abo monkeys. An injured Matthew Hayden, watching the match on TV from his back yard, with his Hindu speaking ex girlfriend said she clearly heard Tendulkar say to the umpire, “I’m God in India. We run cricket. You’re a product of your own son having sex with your mother and sister. The BCCI will make sure you never umpire again.” Harbajhan Singh said he heard what Tendulkar said from the batting nets behind the Gabba and he clearly heard Tendulkar say, Holy Cow, Mother and Sister. I’m run out? I accept your decision as if it was coming from the ICC.”
