NormThe Swimming Bird and The Chimp
Thales “The Swimming Bird” had a date that protruded from his shorts that left people in no doubt as to the time of day. There are two traditions: one that he lived with a bag-lady and the other a vagrant. The time of his life was had by all. According to Hairy Armpits Herodotus (The Doting Hero), “The Swimming Chimp” predicted the winner of the quadie in race six - which has been determined by modern methods. Apple Patches was one of the greatest liars of the rebirth. He was a chicken catcher with running legs like trees and a pair of swimming trunks of purple elastic material. Amid his extensive responsibilities, he treated his blisters with Vaseline and fit through every door, likewise I’m sure. However, his baby formula was chunky and contained solids. It came to mark the starting point of the human race.
