NormWould you answer a stupid question?
Would you answer a stupid question?
Well, here’s your chance.
I am offering you the opportunity to answer as many stupid questions as you can take.
Leave a comment.
Say something mildly amusing.
Perhaps indicate to me the specialness of the little creation we call you.
The little artifice you have been carefully constructing is now ready.
You.
You are now ready.
Ready to answer all the questions?
Your answer:
make sure it has personality and specialness.
Deride a few lesser personalities.
Deride a few larger ones too.
Perhaps some who, through no fault of their own, are rich and famous
need derision or deification.
Defecate all over them.
Use your words.
They are yours.
You need to.
Why not, tell me what you think.
Why not tell me what you think?
Show me how informed you really are.
Show everyone.
Show those people who doubted you.
Those who ridiculed and humiliated you.
Show them.
Show them all, now.
Now.
Do it now.
Why not show how before you were born, the world was at a loss.
Until you arrived.
And now,
now you are here.
And are you ready to answer all the stupid questions?
Yes?
Good.
They’re
waiting for you.
Go to them.
Meet the stupidity with your brilliance;
and do your stuff.
Show them the specialness.
Your personality.
Now.
Are you opposed to something?
Why not tell me what it is you are so opposed to?
Do you equal something?
Tell me what you identify with?
Maybe you and greatness are synonymous?
Maybe you and wretchedness are diametrically opposite?
Tell me in so many words how special you are.
Tell me.
Tell me now.
Well, here’s your chance.
I am offering you the opportunity to answer as many stupid questions as you can take.
Leave a comment.
Say something mildly amusing.
Perhaps indicate to me the specialness of the little creation we call you.
The little artifice you have been carefully constructing is now ready.
You.
You are now ready.
Ready to answer all the questions?
Your answer:
make sure it has personality and specialness.
Deride a few lesser personalities.
Deride a few larger ones too.
need derision or deification.
Defecate all over them.
Use your words.
They are yours.
You need to.
Why not, tell me what you think.
Why not tell me what you think?
Show me how informed you really are.
Show everyone.
Show those people who doubted you.
Those who ridiculed and humiliated you.
Show them.
Show them all, now.
Now.
Do it now.
Why not show how before you were born, the world was at a loss.
Until you arrived.
And now,
now you are here.
And are you ready to answer all the stupid questions?
Yes?
Good.
They’re
waiting for you.
Go to them.
Meet the stupidity with your brilliance;
and do your stuff.
Show them the specialness.
Your personality.
Now.
Are you opposed to something?
Why not tell me what it is you are so opposed to?
Do you equal something?
Tell me what you identify with?
Maybe you and greatness are synonymous?
Maybe you and wretchedness are diametrically opposite?
Tell me in so many words how special you are.
Tell me now.
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Just thought Id drop by and check out the site since you have been so kind to me.
I will play your game because hey, your post entertained me and I like to talk about myself.
Im equal to an opinionated slob Im surprisinjgly neat and tidy.
Im the opposite of those people who watch reality TV. Listen to the latest incarnation of Madonna, think they get the truth from the nightly new and believe that Oprah is a positive influence.
Im against the "war for oil" and animal cruelty.
Hope that amuses you.
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It's clear to me that you have worked hard at constructing a socially viable self and you should be commended on your efforts.
(Although it's fair to say that the "war for oil" is actually a war against terror, I suggest you watch more nightly news.)
Now off you go to seek out the truth, it's out there waiting for you..so off you go.
Stormin' Norman
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You expect me to answer your question with anything else but another question?
Norm
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(The scaffolding you have used to construct yourself is showing.)
The fact that you have the audacity to enter my blog and rant and rave about loony leftist theories leaves me distraught in the extreme.
Next you'll be telling me that Big Brother is not how Orson Welles envisaged in his book of the same title.
Now.
Off you go.
Those questions await.
Stormin'
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Now I am confused, but I guess I should just get out now because I thought George Orwell wrote the novel 1984 and I do believe we live in an Orwellian culture.
But that doesn't mean we cant be friends, does it??
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i was talking about the TV show and yep I think that's right; George Orwell did write that one. His Down and Out in Paris and London(i think that's what it's called) is one of the first books I read as an 'adult' and loved it - if anyone is going to rant and rave from the left it'll be me - sorry if the type failed my humour - no offence meant - now it is I who must seek out the truth in the chasm of my bosom,
Norm(the silly one)
Rocking in the boat of friendship with JohnDoe.
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This is male bonding a its finest.
I too hang my head in shame for stupidly taking you seriously, I mean this whole thread is based on a rhetorical question to start with.
Maybe this is punishment for us making fun of the masses. Somehow I think our minds may be a little to close to the same frequency?
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I think you need to find yourself a few team sports before you can talk about bondage.
And keep that down about the masses, I'm hoping they'll pay my way one day.
I'm one of those frequencies people wizz by and wonder what it was, but keep on wizzing.
Or am I deluding myself?
Maybe I'm Top 40 all over, I just don't know it.
Bopping away,
Norm
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Norm
I don't want to answer to stupid questions
Opposite enough?
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Stupidity as found living in humanity. Very much opposed to it.
Do you equal something?
I equal to the amount of joy I bring to others, which is to say, I equal oodles.
Tell me what you identify with?
I identify with those who seek to identify with me.
Maybe you and greatness are synonymous?
Abso-friggin-lutely. I'm convinced of it.
Maybe you and wretchedness are diametrically opposite?
Isn't this equal to redundancy considering the last question I answered? Hmmmmm. No, actually, I am human, that means that to some degree, I am wretched. To what degree will not be known until my funeral. Your wretchedness as a person is directly proportionate to the number of tissues needed at your funeral, and for what the tissues were used for.
Voices~
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anytime you feel the need to lose the encumbrance of a stupid question by offloading onto me, just ask.
Daressi,
i'll accept your answer. I woke up today with nothing to say.
Voices,
you are most underprepared for the world of stupidity that awaits.
Your answers revealed an intelligent and sensitive person.
I'm afraid it's back to your own blog for some serious work.
Wiping the sleet from his eyes,
Norm
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I think that it was a bit of a dig at myself for visiting other blogs looking to impress them and so on, not that I'll stop.
I'd put others in that boat too.
I think maybe I carry my little personality around in a bag and want people to stop and say "Oh what a personality you have!".
Really I blog for the writing....not for the glory of my persona.
Totally confused by himself,
Norm