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Are you an expert tosser or wanker?

Ordinarily I wouldn't wrap my fingers around my flaccid fist phallus for the fun of it. Limp lollipops learn to like licking but not from me. At a stretch I probably could fellate my senior citizen fella. Ageism is deeply hurtful, particularly when past it old fuck-heads try to tell me that a fire that has gone out is better than sparks. It's a shock to wake up with your pubes aflame. You'll come to understand this before the end. Before my end you’ll kneel and I'll let rip with an unedited burst from my bowels. I can't guarantee that there won't be some substance in what my arsehole has to say. You can pick out the bits that you like and try and swallow the rest. My arsehole is a hairy subject; I'll try and keep away from it. Heightened hearing is a product of masturbatory proclivities. I can hear a door opening a mile away. If it wasn't for the pursuit of holy things, I'd be tossing off without a break. Without fail, I'd have my hand on it day and night (sounds like a love-song). Sex with the missus sends me into choir mode, boy. I tell you that my box can go deep. I'm a wheelbarrow tone. My missus has been a long time on the shelf now; my diaphragm just can't come at blowing up anything anymore. Technically speaking, having it off with the gap where the cushions meet the couch is not wanking. You have to hand it to me, but if you won't I will, I can get around a stigma with great dexterity. Of course just squiggling your hand over the sensitive areas is not how to expend energy in any purposeful manner. Excuse my manners, but some fucking shit is a serious wank. There, I've done it. Wanking and fucking furnishings: opposite.

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March 11th 2007 @ 00:33

Posted By: Norm - Category: Mexican Art

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1. March 11th 2007 @ 01:48. David Says:

e-NORM-ous ...

This post? As good as any you've ever written ...

Love the graphics you're starting to introduce ... cracking-up here big-time over them ... (more Howard graphics, please ... keep them coming ...

Any chance of one of Howard in a Wallabies tracksuit? Dusk would love that ... She loves the fact that John Howard jogs in a Wallabies tracksuit ... ***

As to the Post Title ...

For quite a while now my Fellow Blogger, I have been earnestly endeavouring to educate my other fellow Bloggers in the subtelities and cerebral excellencies of my chosen profession: Tossing Off. Regardless of how many admonitions and counsels injected with the wisdom of my dry, withered, almost non-existent (yet non-Brazilian-waxed, sort-of grey fanny hairs I offer to the less educated, the less intellectually enlightened, and the sexually active and happy? It appears that my messages, in the main, go unheeded. It appears that bitterness is a pill that many will not swallow. And, hence, I swallow bitter pills on behalf of the entire human race. Apparently, the undeducated and happy-with-life prefer a pulsating, throbbing cock in purplish-reddish-bluish hues. However, I will continue to educate the ignorant at Puritan HQ on what the true and real meaning of life is all about via both text and images or the most fluorescent and luminescent and kaleidoscopic kind.

***

David ...

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2. March 11th 2007 @ 02:02. Norm Says:

David,
...do you know what is fun?...writing straight in the posting window...just key to screen...no pen is...it can be fun... having no pen;is it what!... I'll try and accomodate Dusk, if that's what she wants...I'll do John Howard in anything...I just don't care...in a wallaby it is...I ddn't know that he went for that sort of thing but I'm hardly surprised...******

...and yes the work that you have done my fellow Orbler, has been nothing short of pioneering. I can see the streets running with grey and blue hares.
Of course we both know that it's those with a hard shell, a neck that can stick out and a head that goes inside who ultimately prevail, albeit slowly.

Norm...****

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3. March 11th 2007 @ 11:51. DuskDevi Says:

Any chance of one of Howard in a Wallabies tracksuit? Dusk would love that ... She loves the fact that John Howard jogs in a Wallabies tracksuit ... ***

...how 'ard a wannabe could 'e be?

I'll try and accomodate Dusk, if that's what she wants

Really giNORMous.
How?

As for your title query?
Neither.
I'm just pert.

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4. March 11th 2007 @ 12:48. Norm Says:

Dusk,
well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...um...they...um... the man...puts his... the woman puts his...
....Neither?...you are pert...
...back on the winners list....woohoo...
...wellbeing find you...
Norm...

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5. March 12th 2007 @ 06:55. DuskDevi Says:

Hmmm....no....still don't get it.

Accommodate me further giNORMous.

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6. March 12th 2007 @ 07:08. Norm Says:

oK...whY not...well....I'll just turn on the charm then... um... nup... gone... well, this is awkward ...um...so...
hold liquid for life drawing, Dusk...

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7. March 12th 2007 @ 07:13. DuskDevi Says:

Sorry giNORMous....that was primature e-joculation... on my part....

draw deep water my friend...

Dusk

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8. March 12th 2007 @ 07:22. Norm Says:

Apology...excepted... the ease is all on your part...

send the bucket down, Dusk

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