NormTHE FLATS, 2008-09
You live in the flats.
You live with your mum.
Your uncle and cousin live across from you.
Your uncle’s brother is somewhere around.
Your friends live in the flats.
You could read. You could do something else.
If you turn to reading, turn to page 1
If you do something else, shut it.
1
You’re reading some shit.
Your mum asks you for a smoke.
You have a smoke.
You tell your mum you have one left.
Your mum offers you a pipe.
You could have a pipe. You could leave the flat.
If you decide to smoke, turn to page 2
If you decide to leave, turn to page 3
2
You put down what you’re doing.
Your lungs fill with the shit.
Your uncle and cousin enter the flat.
Your uncle and mum smoke.
Your cousin looks to leave.
You could go to your cousin’s flat. You could stay in yours.
If you decide to stay put, turn to page 4
If you decide to go with your cousin, turn to page 5
3
You leave the flat.
You meet your uncle in the corridor.
You see that he’s a plastic bag of cans in his hand.
He offers you something to drink.
You don’t feel thirsty.
You could have a drink. You could go outside.
If you have a drink, turn to page 6
If you keep going, turn to page 7
4
You stay in the flat.
Your mum leaves the flat.
Your uncle leaves too.
Your uncle leaves your cousin with you.
Your cousin calls you over.
You could listen. You could get out of here.
If you listen to the call, turn to page 8
If you ignore the voices, turn to page 9
5
You go to your uncle’s flat.
Your uncle offers you a drink.
You get drunk.
Your cousin loses consciousness.
Your uncle asks you to have sex.
You could have sex with your uncle. You could just say no.
If you have sex with your uncle, turn to page 10
If you turn your uncle down, turn to page 11
6
You have a drink.
Your uncle starts talking to you.
Your uncle invites you in for a smoke.
Your legs grow tired.
You go inside your uncle’s flat.
You could keep drinking. You could drink and smoke.
If you continue drinking, turn to page 12
If you drink and smoke, turn to page 13
7
You go outside.
You see a group of your friends.
You see they are talking.
You hear what they are talking about.
They are going to kill someone.
You could join them. You could avoid them.
If you join your friends, turn to page 14
If you avoid your friends, turn to page 15
8
You listen to your cousin.
Your cousin tells you to have sex.
You do as you are told.
You have sex with your cousin.
Doubt enters your mind.
You could keep going. You could stop where you are.
If you keep going, turn to page 16
If you stop what you’re doing, turn to page 17
9
You leave the flat.
You make your way down the stairs.
You see some rubbish on the step.
You think of your cousin.
You stop where you are.
You could go back to your cousin. You could find a quiet spot to masturbate.
If you go back to your cousin, turn to page 18
If you find a spot to masturbate, turn to page 19
10
You have sex with your uncle.
Your uncle has sex with you.
Your uncle is finished with you.
You look like you’re going to be sick.
He threatens to kill you if you tell.
You could tell someone. You could keep quiet.
If you decide to tell someone, turn to page 20
If you decide to keep quiet, turn to page 21
11
You try to fight off your uncle.
Your uncle is bigger than you are.
He’s too strong for you.
He beats you with his fists.
You’re not far from a knife.
You could get beaten unconscious. You could get a knife to defend yourself.
If you let your uncle assault you, turn to page 22
If you defend yourself with a knife, turn to page 23
12
You drink until you pass out.
You wake with your uncle on top of you.
Your uncle is having sex with you.
Your uncle has his eyes closed.
Your uncle doesn’t notice you’re awake.
You could pretend to be asleep. You could get him off.
If you pretend to be asleep, turn to page 24
If you get your uncle off, turn to page 25
13
You smoke and drink.
You hear yourself talk to yourself.
You hear yourself talk to your cousin.
You hear your cousin think.
You hear your cousin wish you dead.
You could ignore your cousin’s wishes. You could tell your cousin you know.
If you ignore your cousin’s wishes, turn to page 26
If you tell your cousin you know what they want, turn to page 27
14
You join your friends.
They are plotting to kill your uncle.
Your friends are going to set him up.
You are invited to kill him.
If you kill him you will make a name for yourself.
You could kill your uncle. You could ignore your friends.
If you agree to kill your uncle, turn to page 28
If you ignore your friends, turn to page 29
15
You keep going.
Your friend follows you.
Your friend catches up to you.
Your friend begins talking to you.
You feel your friend wants to tell you something.
You could ignore your friend. You could talk to your friend.
If you ignore your friend, turn to page 30
If you talk to your friend, turn to page 31
16
You keep going.
You’re making love with your cousin.
You keep going until one of you finishes.
Your egg and sperm meet.
You’ve made a baby together.
You could decide to keep the child. You could decide you don’t want the child.
If you want to keep the child, turn to page 32
If you don’t want the child, turn to page 33
17
You stop what you are doing.
You get off your cousin.
You have feelings of guilt.
You sense your cousin is hurt.
You see that you’ve run out of things to smoke.
You could find something to smoke. You could think about your feelings.
If you find something to smoke, turn to page 34
If you think about your feelings, turn to page 35
18
You go back to your cousin.
Your cousin isn’t upset to see you return.
You force yourself on your cousin.
Your cousin is upset.
You want your cousin to be quiet.
You could ask your cousin to calm down. You could tell your cousin to shut up.
If you ask your cousin to calm down, turn to page 36
If you tell your cousin to shut up, turn to page 37
19
You masturbate in the stairwell.
You think you hear someone coming.
You think you hear them getting closer.
You see your cousin on the stairs.
You stop masturbating.
You could wait for your cousin to pass before finishing. You could call your cousin to you.
If you wait for your cousin to pass, turn to page 38
If you call your cousin to you, turn to page 39
20
You tell your mum you had sex with your uncle.
Your mum doesn’t believe you.
Your mum tells your uncle.
Your uncle denies your allegations.
Your mum accuses you of making things up.
You could run away. You could stay home.
If you run away from home, turn to page 40
If you take your chances at home, turn to page 41
21
You agree to keep silent.
Your uncle makes you have sex with his brother.
Your uncle’s brother gives your uncle money.
Your uncle doesn’t give you any money.
Your uncle’s brother offers you more money.
You could work for your uncle. You could work for your uncle’s brother.
If you keep working for your uncle, turn to page 42
If you work for your uncle’s brother, turn to page 43
22
You are beaten by your uncle.
You lose consciousness.
Your uncle has sex with you.
You regain consciousness.
Your uncle is having sex with you.
You could call for help. You could pretend to be unconscious.
If you call for help, turn to page 44
If you to pretend to be unconscious, turn to page 45
23
You take the knife to protect yourself.
You stab your uncle in the chest.
Your uncle staggers back.
Your uncle threatens to kill you.
Your uncle lunges towards you.
You could drop the knife and run. You could stab your uncle.
If you drop the knife and run, turn to page 46
If you stab your uncle, turn to page 47
24
You pretend to be asleep.
Your uncle falls asleep on top of you.
You lie there unable to move.
You try to get some sleep.
You can’t sleep.
You could try and sleep. You could lie there.
If you try and sleep, turn to page 48
If you just lie there, turn to page 49
25
You get out from under your uncle.
You head for the door.
Your uncle gets to his feet.
Your uncle cuts you off at the door.
Your uncle pleads with you to keep silent.
You could keep quiet. You could refuse to keep silent.
If you keep silent, turn to page 50
If you refuse to keep silent, turn to page 51
26
You ignore that your cousin wishes you dead.
You wish your cousin dead.
Your hands are around your cousin’s throat.
Your cousin scratches your face.
Your skin gets under your cousin’s nails.
You could keep strangling your cousin. You could let your cousin go.
If you keep strangling your cousin, turn to page 52
If you let your cousin go, turn to page 53
27
You tell your cousin you know they wish you dead.
Your cousin denies wishing you were dead.
Your cousin’s denial makes you angry.
Your anger makes your cousin angry.
Your cousin’s anger makes you want to hit them.
You could hit your cousin. You could get up and leave.
If you hit your cousin, turn to page 54
If you get up and leave, turn to page 55
28
You agree to kill your uncle.
You and your friends go to your uncle’s.
Your friends hold your uncle.
You’re presented with a knife.
You take the knife in your hand.
You could stab your uncle. You could drop the knife.
If you stab your uncle, turn to page 56
If you drop the knife, turn to page 57
29
You ignore your friends.
Your friends invite you to rob your uncle.
You know your uncle has some money.
You know your uncle knows you know.
You could do with the money.
You could rob your uncle. You could suggest robbing somebody else.
If you rob your uncle, turn to page 58
If you suggest robbing another, turn to page 59
30
You ignore your friend.
Your friend keeps talking.
Your friend won’t shut up.
Your mind starts wandering.
You think that your friend might be better off dead.
You could decide to kill your friend. You could tell your friend to shut up.
If you decide to kill your friend, turn to page 60
If you tell your friend to shut up, turn to page 61
31
You listen to your friend.
Your friend thinks your cousin will have sex with your friends.
Your friend asks you to arrange sex with your cousin for your friends.
You don’t say anything.
Your friend invites you to join your friends in having sex with your cousin.
You could arrange sex with your cousin. You could arrange sex with somebody else.
If you arrange sex with your cousin, turn to page 62
If you arrange sex with somebody else, turn to page 63
32
You decide you want to have the baby.
Your cousin doesn’t want to have the baby.
You argue for your decision.
Your cousin refuses to agree with your decision.
You’re angry you don’t get your way.
You could hit your cousin. You could try and persuade your cousin.
If you hit your cousin, turn to page 64
If you decide to persuade your cousin, turn to page 65
33
You decide you don’t want the baby.
Your cousin doesn’t want to get rid of the baby.
You argue for your decision.
Your cousin refuses to agree with your decision.
You’re angry you don’t get your way.
You could hit your cousin. You could persuade your cousin.
If you hit your cousin, turn to page 66
If you persuade your cousin, turn to page 67
34
You find something to smoke.
You can’t find a match.
You think your mum might have a match.
You find your mum is having sex with your uncle.
Your mum doesn’t have a match.
You could ask your uncle if he has a match. You could go through his pockets.
If you ask your uncle for a match, turn to page 68
If you go through your uncle’s pockets, turn to page 69
35
You talk about your feelings.
Your cousin talks about their feelings.
You listen to your cousin.
You think your cousin listens to you.
You think you feel the same way.
You could trust your cousin. You could question your cousin.
If you trust your cousin, turn to page 70
If you question your cousin, turn to page 71
36
You ask your cousin to calm down.
You ask your cousin nicely.
You plead with your cousin.
You beg with your cousin.
Your cousin starts screaming at you.
You could start screaming. You could hit something.
If you start screaming, turn to page 74
If you hit something, turn to page 75
37
You tell your cousin to shut up.
You cousin just won’t shut up.
Your cousin starts to make a lot of noise.
You hit your cousin with a closed fist.
Your cousin appears to lose consciousness.
You could keep hitting your cousin. You could have sex with your cousin.
If you hit your cousin again, turn to page 76
If you have sex with your cousin, turn to page 77
38
You wait for your cousin to pass.
Your cousin passes you by.
Your cousin passes out of sight.
Your cousin’s footsteps fade out.
You listen for your cousin’s return.
You could try and find your cousin. You could resume masturbating.
If you try and find your cousin, turn to page 78
If you resume masturbating, turn to page 79
39
You call your cousin to you.
Your cousin stops where they are.
You cousin wants to know what you want.
You want your cousin to join you.
Your cousin doesn’t want to join you.
You could try and persuade your cousin. You could try and force your cousin.
If you persuade your cousin, turn to page 80
If you force your cousin, turn to page 81
40
You run away from home.
You’re in the centre of town.
You notice the light begins to fade.
You’re tired.
You look for a safe place to sleep.
You could sleep under a bridge. You could sleep in a rubbish dumpster.
If you sleep under a bridge, turn to page 82
If you sleep in a dumpster, turn to page 83
41
You stay at home.
Your mum threatens to kill you.
Your uncle calms your mother down.
Your mother agrees to let you live.
Your uncle leaves you with your mother.
You could stay with your mum. You could go with your uncle.
If you stay with your mum, turn to page 84
If you go with your uncle, turn to page 85
42
You work for your uncle.
You continue to have unprotected sex with your uncle’s relations.
You get full blown AIDS.
You get sick.
You shut your eyes.
You never wake up.
THE END
43
You work for your uncle’s brother.
Your uncle’s brother supplies you with contraceptives.
A client offers you extra money for unprotected sex.
You could do with the money.
Your uncle’s brother would kill you if he found out.
You could have unprotected sex. You could do the right thing by your uncle’s brother.
If you have unprotected sex for money, turn to page 86
If you only have protected sex for your uncle’s brother, turn to page 87
44
You try to call for help.
Your uncle strangles you.
You can’t breathe.
You lose consciousness.
Your uncle keeps strangling you.
You never regain consciousness.
THE END
45
You try to pretend to be unconscious.
Your uncle starts talking to you.
You begin to cry.
Your uncle continues pounding on you.
You begin to sob.
You could carry on sobbing. You could become angry.
If you carry on sobbing, turn to page 88
If you become angry, turn to page 89
46
You drop the knife and run.
Your uncle takes the knife.
Your uncle cuts your throat.
Your lungs fill with blood.
You lose consciousness.
You never regain consciousness.
THE END
47
You stab your uncle.
The knife misses your uncle’s ribs.
The knife enters your uncle’s heart.
The knife exits your uncle’s heart.
Your uncle collapses.
You could stay. You could run.
If you stay with your uncle, turn to page 90
If you run from your uncle, turn to page 91
48
You try and sleep with your uncle.
Your uncle snores.
You’re very uncomfortable.
Your uncle smells like shit.
Your uncle puts a hand on your chest.
You could grow angry. You could grow tired.
If you become angry, turn to page 92
If you become tired, turn to page 93
49
You lie with your uncle.
You manage to fall asleep.
You have a nightmare.
You wake up with your uncle.
Your uncle wakes up with you.
You could have sex with your uncle. You could get up.
If you have sex with your uncle, turn to page 94
If you get up, turn to page 69
50
You agree to keep silent.
Your uncle lets you leave.
You go back to your flat.
You see your mum’s awake on the couch.
Your mum asks you where you’ve been.
You could tell your mum the truth. You could tell your mum a lie.
If you tell your mum the truth, turn to page 84
If you tell your mum a lie, turn to page 1
51
You refuse to keep silent.
Your uncle won’t let you leave.
You refuse to stay.
Your uncle gives you a mean look.
Your uncle is a bit scary.
You could show you’re scared. You could show you’re not scared.
If you show you’re scared, turn to page 23
If you show you’re not, turn to page 94
52
You keep strangling your cousin.
Your cousin can’t breathe.
Your cousin loses consciousness.
Your cousin never regains consciousness.
You’ve killed your cousin.
You could have sex with your cousin. You could dispose of your cousin.
If you have sex with your cousin, turn to page 93
If you dispose of your cousin, turn to page 95
53
You stop strangling your cousin.
Your cousin runs for the door.
You cut your cousin off before your cousin makes it.
You stand there in front of your cousin.
You stare at each other for a second.
You could say sorry. You could shout at your cousin.
If you say sorry, turn to page 36
If you shout, turn to page 37
54
You hit your cousin.
Your cousin hits you back.
You hit your cousin harder.
Your cousin is knocked unconscious.
Your cousin starts to come to.
You could kick your cousin. You could stop.
If you kick your cousin, turn to page 64
If you go and sit down, turn to page 17
55
You get up to leave.
Your cousin gives you a glare.
You give your cousin one.
You get to the door.
You feel like killing somebody.
You could kill your cousin. You could kill yourself.
If you kill your cousin, turn to page 105
If you kill yourself, turn to page 96
56
You stab your uncle in the heart.
Your uncle’s blood spurts everywhere.
Your uncle puts his hand over his heart.
Your uncle’s heart stops beating.
You kick him to make sure he’s dead.
You could keep stabbing him. You could pass out.
If you keep stabbing your uncle, turn to page 78
If you pass out, turn to page 105
57
You drop the knife.
Your uncle head-butts you in the nose.
You fall to your knees.
Your friend kicks you.
Your uncle gets stabbed to death.
You could get up. You could stay down.
If you get up, turn to page 97
If you stay down, turn to page 98
58
You rob your uncle of his money.
You buy some smack, crack and pot.
You give yourself an injection.
You feel unbelievable.
Your uncle discovers his money’s missing.
You couldn’t care less. You could care less.
If you couldn’t care less your uncle’s money’s missing, turn to page 47
If you could care less your uncle’s money’s missing, turn to page 42
59
You suggest robbing somebody else.
Your friend suggests robbing your mum.
You don’t see why not.
Your mum has nothing to take.
Your friend suggests beating her.
You could beat your mum. You could suggest somebody else.
If you beat your mum, turn to page 99
If you suggest somebody else, turn to page 62
60
You decide to kill your friend.
You have a hammer.
You hit your friend with a hammer.
You cave your friend’s skull in.
Your friend is dead.
You could go eat your friend. You could find another friend.
If you eat your friend, turn to page 100
If you find another friend, turn to page 34
61
You tell your friend to shut up.
Your friend shuts up.
Your friend is done with you.
You’re hit with a blunt object.
Your skull caves in.
You’re left for dead.
THE END
62
You arrange for your friend to have sex with your cousin.
Your friend has sex with your cousin.
You are urged to have sex with your cousin.
You have sex with your cousin.
Your cousin threatens to tell on you.
You could deny you had sex with your cousin. You could threaten your cousin.
If you deny you had sex with your cousin, turn to page 75
If you threaten your cousin, turn to page 54
63
You arrange for your friend to have sex with somebody else.
Your friend grabs you.
Your friend pins you to the ground.
Your friend has sex with you.
Your friend beats you with their fists.
You could cry. You could fight.
If you cry, turn to page 88
If you fight, turn to page 97
64
You hit your cousin so hard.
Your cousin hits you.
You drink a lot.
You lose your baby.
You get the axe.
You could kill your whole family. You could kill yourself.
If you kill your family, turn to page 105
If you kill yourself, turn to page 126
65
You persuade your cousin.
You have a baby.
You hold the baby.
Your cousin’s baby looks like your uncle.
You’re angry with your cousin.
You could kill your cousin. You could kill your cousin’s baby.
If you kill your cousin, turn to page 105
If you kill your baby, turn to page 105
66
You hit your cousin.
Your cousin hits you.
You’re angry with your cousin.
Your cousin’s baby is born.
The baby falls to the floor.
You could kill the baby. You could kill your cousin.
If you kill the baby, turn to page 105
If you kill your cousin, turn to page 105
67
You persuade your cousin.
You get a coat-hanger.
You put the coat-hanger to your baby’s head.
You pull your baby out.
You pull out a mangled mess.
You could run for help. You could relax.
If you run for help, turn to page 105
If you relax, turn to page 34
68
You ask your uncle for a match.
Your uncle tells you to piss off.
You get pissed off at your uncle.
Your uncle gets pissed off at you.
You know where there’s a knife.
You could kill your uncle. You could kill your mum.
If you kill your uncle, turn to page 105
If you kill your mum, turn to page 105
69
You go through your uncle’s pockets.
Your uncle sees you.
Your uncle gives you a match.
Your uncle offers you work.
You could do with the money.
You could work for your uncle. You could work elsewhere.
If you work for your uncle, turn to page 42
If you look for work elsewhere, turn to page 43
70
You trust your cousin.
Your cousin doesn’t trust you.
Your feelings are hurt.
You swear at your cousin.
You should hear yourself.
You could listen to yourself. You could abuse your cousin.
If you listen to yourself, turn to page 101
If you abuse your cousin, turn to page 54
71
You put it to your cousin.
Your cousin answers back.
Your cousin questions you.
You think you have all the answers.
You don’t have any answers.
You could pretend you have all the answers. You could stop pretending.
If you pretend to have all the answers, turn to page 72
If you don’t pretend to, turn to page 73
72
You pretend to have all the answers.
You don’t have all the answers.
You make a mistake.
You pretend it’s not your fault.
You pretend it’s someone else’s.
You could stay put. You could carry on.
If you wake up to yourself, turn to page 41
If you carry on, turn to page 93
73
You don’t pretend to have all the answers.
You ask yourself a few questions.
You don’t have the answers.
You wake up to yourself.
You go back to sleep.
You could wake up to yourself. You could sleep on it.
If you wake up to yourself, turn to page 92
If you sleep on it, turn to page 83
74
You start screaming at your cousin.
You’re going to make your cousin shut up.
Your cousin goes completely mental.
You shut up for a second or two.
You’re cousin shuts up completely.
You could say something. You could kiss your cousin.
If you say something, turn to page 70
If you kiss your cousin, turn to page 71
75
You hit something.
Your cousin gets a shock.
You hit something else.
Your cousin doesn’t look impressed.
You hit your cousin.
You could keep hitting your cousin. You could hit the wall.
If you hit your cousin, turn to page 77
If you hit the wall, turn to page 92
76
You hit your cousin again.
Your cousin bleeds all over the place.
Your cousin’s heart stops beating.
Your cousin is brain-dead.
You check to see if your cousin is alive.
You could laugh it off. You could be a bit worried.
If you laugh it off, turn to page 105
If you’re a bit worried, turn to page 95
77
You pound away on your cousin.
Your cousin is still unconscious.
You finish off with your cousin.
Your cousin begins to come to.
You’re going to have a baby together.
You could have the baby. You could not have the baby.
If you have the baby, turn to page 32
If you don’t have the baby, turn to page 33
78
You find your cousin.
Your cousin mistakes you for a pervert.
Your cousin is alarmed by the sight of you.
Your cousin takes to you with a pair of scissors.
You bleed like nothing else.
You could bleed to death. You could get up.
If you bleed to death, turn to page 126
If you get up, turn to page 97
79
You continue masturbating.
Your friend catches you masturbating under the stairs.
You might die of embarrassment.
Your friend might die of embarrassment.
You have a knife in your pocket.
You could kill your friend. You could kill yourself.
If you kill your friend, turn to page 105
If you kill yourself, turn to page 96
80
You force your cousin.
Your cousin does what you want.
Your cousin pulls out a knife in your pocket.
Your cousin cuts you up.
You’re pissing blood all over the place.
You could bleed to death. You could take your cousin with you.
If you bleed to death, turn to page 126
If you take your cousin with you, turn to page 126
81
You persuade your cousin.
Your cousin does what you want.
You do what your cousin wants.
You want to kill your uncle.
Your cousin wants to kill your mum.
You could kill your uncle. You could kill your mum.
If you kill your uncle, turn to page 105
If you kill your mum, turn to page 105
82
You sleep under a bridge.
Your friend finds you.
You friend has a lot of alcohol.
You and your friend get blind.
Your friend tries to have sex with you.
You could have sex with your friend. Your friend could have sex with you.
If you have sex with your friend, turn to page 61
If your friend has sex with you turn to page 60
83
You sleep on this pile of rubbish.
You wake up with some stranger on you.
You’re surrounded by strangers.
They take it in turns to have sex with you.
They have sex with you at the same time.
You could cry. You could fight.
If you cry, turn to page 88
If you fight, turn to page 97
84
Your mum lets you stay.
Your mum starts hitting the pipe.
You drink until you pass out.
You wake up in your mum’s bed.
Your mum is lying next to you.
You could get up. You could have a pipe.
If you get up, turn to page 3
If you have a pipe, turn to page 34
85
Your uncle lets you stay.
Your uncle beats you with a pipe.
Your arms and back are beaten badly.
You start crying.
Your uncle starts kicking you.
You could curl up. You could grab the pipe.
If you curl up, turn to page 45
If you grab the pipe, turn to page 34
86
You have unprotected sex for money.
You don’t get to keep the money.
You get full-blown AIDS.
You catch a bit of a cold.
You get a bit of pneumonia.
You die.
THE END.
87
You only have protected sex for your uncle’s brother.
You have unprotected sex with your uncle’s brother.
You go to live with your uncle’s brother.
Your uncle’s brother has sex with you.
Your uncle’s brother beats you.
You could live with it. You could go back to your mum’s.
If you live with the beatings, turn to page 93
If you go back to your mum’s, turn to page 1
88
You carry on sobbing.
You’re pounded even harder.
Your throat is taken to with a knife.
Your throat is cut.
Your lungs fill with blood.
You drown in your own blood.
THE END
89
You get a bit angry.
Your uncle likes it when you get angry.
Your uncle tells you to beat him.
You take a belt to your uncle.
Your mum walks in.
You could drop what you’re doing. You could die of embarrassment.
If you drop what you’re doing, turn to page 68
If you die of embarrassment, turn to page 99
90
You stay with your uncle.
Your uncle’s just dies.
You go through your uncle’s pockets.
You find a whole lot of money.
You get rid of your uncle’s body.
You could leave town. You could stay put.
If you leave town, turn to page 82
If you stay put, turn to page 2
91
You leave your uncle.
You run into your uncle’s brother.
Your uncle’s brother sees what’s happened.
Your uncle’s brother helps you get rid of the body.
Your uncle’s brother lets you live with him.
You could live with your uncle’s brother. You could run away.
If you live with your uncle’s brother, turn to page 87
If you run away, turn to page 40
92
You get really angry.
You make it obvious you’re not happy.
Your uncle pins you down.
Your uncle has sex with you again.
You could get used to this.
You could kill your uncle. You could stay in this relationship.
If you kill your uncle, turn to page 105
If you stay with your uncle, turn to page 90
93
You become tired.
You wake up alone.
Your uncle’s brother enters.
Your uncle’s brother has sex with you.
You uncle’s brother exits.
You could kill yourself. You could kill your uncle’s brother and your mum.
If you kill yourself, turn to page 126
If you kill them all, turn to page 105
94
You have sex with your uncle.
Your uncle gets pictures.
Your mum sees the pictures.
Your mum beats the shit out of you.
Your uncle says he’s going to kill you.
You could get your uncle. You could wish you were dead.
If you get your uncle, turn to page 56
If you wish you were dead, turn to page 96
95
You dispose of your cousin.
You cut up your cousin into bits.
Your mum and uncle enter.
Your mum and uncle see what you’ve done.
Your uncle takes to you with a knife.
You could be bleeding to death. You could not possibly make it.
THE END.
96
You kill yourself.
You jump out the window.
You land on your feet.
Your legs break.
Your head hits the ground.
You’re dead.
THE END
97
You try to get up.
You’re hit in the back really hard.
Your lung collapses.
Your mouth fills with blood.
You feel dizzy.
You could defend yourself. You could beg for your life.
If you defend yourself, turn to page 60
If you beg for your life, turn to page 88
98
You stay down.
You’re kicked in the head.
You’re knocked unconscious.
You come to after a bit.
You’re still groggy.
You could leave. You could stay.
If you leave, turn to page 91
If you stay, turn to page 93
99
You beat your mum.
Your mum asks you to clean up your mess.
Your mum gets the shit beaten out of her.
Your friend makes a mess of your mum.
Your friend has sex with your mum.
You could kill your friend. You could get your friend to keep the noise down.
If you kill your friend, turn to page 60
If you tell your friend to keep it down, turn to page 61
100
You eat your friend.
You dump your friend.
You shit your friend out.
You go to sleep.
You wake up in the afternoon.
You could do a bit of reading. You could listen.
If you do some reading, turn to page 1
If you listen, turn to page 101
101
You listen to yourself.
You see what you’ve done.
You ask more from yourself.
You see what needs to be done.
You need to make better decisions.
You could read. You could act.
If you read, turn to page 102
If you act, turn to page 103
102
You’re reading some shit.
Your mum asks you for a smoke.
You have a smoke.
You tell your mum you have one left.
Your mum gives you a pipe.
You could have a pipe. You could leave the flat.
If you smoke yourself, turn to page 2
If you leave the flat, turn to page 3
103
You act.
You decide to make better decisions.
You decide not to do certain things.
You find everybody asking you to.
You tell yourself not to listen.
You could listen to yourself. You could listen to everybody else.
If you listen to yourself, turn to page 104
If you listen to everybody else, turn to page 96
104
You listen to yourself.
You see what you’ve done.
You ask more from yourself.
You see what needs to be done.
You need to make better decisions.
You could read. You could act.
If you read, turn to page 102
If you act, turn to page 103
105
You are arrested and charged.
You get a long sentence.
You are approached to smuggle drugs.
You are asked to hide them in your bottom.
You are not sure you have room.
You could smuggle the drugs. You could refuse to.
If you smuggle drugs in your arsehole, turn to page 106
If you refuse to smuggle drugs, turn to page 107
106
You smuggle drugs into jail.
You are placed in your cell.
General Mongrel approaches you.
You cough up the drugs.
General Mongrel tells you that you will have sex.
You could play hard to get. You could have sex.
If you play hard to get, turn to page 108
If you have sex with General Mongrel, turn to page 109
107
You refuse to smuggle drugs.
You are placed in your cell.
You are approached by General Mongrel.
You cough up a lung.
You are asked what crime you commit.
You could say you commit violent crime. You could say that you haven’t done anything.
If you say you commit violent crime, turn to page 110
If you say that you having done anything, turn to page 109
108
You play hard to get.
You go to bed.
General Mongrel jumps into bed with you.
You don’t want to sour this relationship by having sex too soon.
General Mongrel says you’ll get killed.
You could take play it cool. You could have sex with General Mongrel.
If you play it cool, turn to page 111
If you have sex with General Mongrel, turn to page 109
109
You have sex with General Mongrel.
You have sex for the first time facing each other.
You have sex with General Mongrel all the time.
You are General Mongrel’s woman.
General Mongrel meets somebody new.
You could kill the new person. You could find someone new.
If you kill the new person in General Mongrel’s life, turn to page 112
If you find someone new, turn to page 113
110
You say you commit violent crime.
General Mongrel hands you sort of a knife.
You take the knife.
You’re told to kill somebody you’ve never met.
Your intended victim is pointed out to you.
You could kill this person. You could kill General Mongrel.
If you kill this person you’ve never met, turn to page 114
If you kill General Mongrel, turn to page 115
111
You play it cool.
You’re grabbed.
You’re held.
You’re stabbed in the heart.
You’re left for dead.
You’re dead.
THE END.
112
You kill this person.
You creep up on this person with a sock.
You strangle this person with a sock.
Your sock nearly takes this person’s head off.
You’ve just killed the new person.
You could do the washing. You could kill a new person.
If you do the washing, turn to page 116
If you kill the new person, turn to page 112
113
You find someone new.
You get used for sex.
Your new someone finds someone new.
You find someone new.
You get used for sex.
You could find someone new. You could kill the new person.
If you find someone new, turn to page 113
If you kill the new person, turn to page 112
114
You kill this person.
You stab this person in the heart.
You drop the knife.
You take drugs.
You find someone nice to have sex with.
You could find someone new. You could take General Mongrel’s place.
If you find someone new, turn to page 117
If you take General Mongrel’s place, turn to page 115
115
You’re the General.
You meet someone new.
You ask them what crime they commit.
You have something in your pocket.
You have to give it to them.
You could get them to kill the new person. You could have sex with them.
If you get them to kill the new person, turn to page 118
If you have sex with them, turn to page 119
116
You do the washing.
You’re General Mongrel’s bitch again.
You’re well looked after.
You’re released.
You feel like a new person.
You could live with your uncle’s brother. You could live with your mum.
If you live with your uncle’s brother, turn to page 86
If you live with your mum, turn to page 1
117
You find someone new.
You find they don’t want to have sex.
You threaten to kill them.
You find they don’t have sex with you.
You find them having sex with someone.
You could kill them both. You could kill yourself.
If you kill them both, turn to page 120
If you kill yourself, turn to page 121
118
You get them to kill the new person.
You give them a knife.
You get them to get some arsehole to smuggle drugs.
You get the drugs.
You get the arsehole.
You could get the knife. You could let them keep the knife.
If you get the knife back, turn to page 122
If you let them keep the knife, turn to page 123
119
You have sex with them.
You have them face you.
You have them meet your needs.
You see that you meet their needs.
You meet someone new.
You could have sex. You could kill them.
If you have sex with them, turn to page 119
If you have the new person killed, turn to page 118
120
You kill them both.
You paint the walls with their blood.
You write something on the wall.
You drink of their blood.
You eat of their flesh.
You could be quite mad. You could be having a bit of a moment.
If you’re having a bit of a moment, turn to page 124
If you’re totally insane, turn to page 125
121
You kill yourself.
You cut yourself.
You bleed.
You pass out.
You don’t wake up.
You’re dead.
THE END.
122
You get the knife back.
You give the knife to a new person.
You get them to kill a new person.
You get drugs.
You get the proceeds of drugs.
You could get it violently. You could get it peacefully.
If you get it violently, turn to page 123
If you get it peacefully, turn to page 126
123
You let them keep the knife.
You get stabbed in the heart.
Your blood goes everywhere.
Your heart stops.
You’re brain shuts down.
You’re dead.
THE END.
124
You’re normal.
You’re put back in the general population.
You meet someone new.
You really like them.
They really like you.
You could have sex with them. You could play hard to get.
If you have sex with them, turn to page 119
If you play hard to get, turn to page 108
125
You’re totally mad.
You’re isolated.
You take to yourself.
You cut parts of yourself off.
You eat your eyeballs.
You could kill yourself. You could kill someone else.
If you kill yourself, turn to page 121
If you kill someone else, turn to page 114
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Bloggercises
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Newly Old
Money Whither
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Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
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