NormAs tight as anon
Only one thing lasts forever. Nothing. It lasts forever. It’s a long time. Waiting for a bus can sometimes take just as long. You can do everything looking for nothing and you’ll always come up empty-handed. Even with a vacuum cleaner you’ll just get dead skin flakes and dead cells; maybe some fluff. It’s little surprise that women use vacuum-cleaners. If you were lucky enough to get your hands on such a precious and rare commodity as niente, you’d probably want to hang onto it until such time as you got sick of it. If it slipped from your grasp, I’d call you a douche-bag! Nothing has its own culture, so don’t clean it. To walk around with nothing on your person must be a strange feeling indeed. Nothing is a mystery. It’s like a watermelon swimming cap. Undiscovered country. Show me the nothing! You could go onto the rocks looking for oysters and you’d probably just wind up with nothing in your mouth. Of course there is more to it than that. You can do everything and in the process see nothing; if you have the lights switched on, that is. If you took a lady-friend to the pictures, she might let you do everything with nothing. Just because she is has it, doesn’t mean she’ll let you use it. It had better be a good movie. Perhaps some pop-corn with a hole in the bucket? It’s just one of life’s mysteries. Nothing and everything: opposite.
Your writing?
BRILLIANT! Full-Stop and Amen. Triple-Amen.
I get as much pleasure out of reading your Posts as I do out of reading the deepest, mystical, spritual literature on the planet ...
It's mind arresting ... totally absorbing ... and has the breadth and depth and width ... of my favourite spiritual authors (Dom Marmion comes to mind readily ...
The depth of your writing? ... Refer to above ... Seriously man ... Very few writings can arrest me ... (slow my mind down to absorb and digest every single word like a five-course meal ...
I'm in awe of your writing talent ...
David ...
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I thank you for humbling me with your generosity.
For a writer of your standing (and sitting and however else you are) to leave such a comment, means a great deal to me as a writer.
You provide so much inspiration.
Choking up a little over here.
Norm.
Not because your undies are down my throat.
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Hello giNORMous...
Something and Anything: Equal?
If vacuum cleaners suck why is it called a blow job?
Hope you're well my ParaNORMal friend.
Dusk
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always smilin at your writin....
When you 'deep-throat' my undies? (even hint at having done that in the past five minutes ... ***
I swallow yours ...
Can you please send me another ten pairs (the crutchless ones thanks ... ***
I love how people think we're gay ... ***
DaviDildo ...
Choking up here too ... (but the nutritional value of your used-undies? ... Please only come in them a few times? ... I'm gaining weight here ... ***
I'll have to start using them as a home gym system if you don't ...
Maybe I could start my own TV show ... and sell your undies as home gym aids? ...
I promise I'll cut you in on the deal and not do an Anthony Robbins on you ... (this is Australian Info-mercial in my mind here Norm ..
And I'll be able to speak for half-an-hour solid about your undies (as long as I have ten pairs ... cos half of them I'll swallow during the Info-Mercial ...
Advanced Undies ... YEAH YEAH WHOAH ... spurt dribble gargle ... glup !
Better go ... Going all sicko ... *
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hello, how are you. I have ham radio.
I've got a major kernel on my privates.
Well like a pile of flour with a hole waiting for an egg.
Wishing you the same sense.
Norm.
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thanks for smilin and comments that issue creativity.
Don't exercise, celluloid is hot!
Norm
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ten pairs of undies sans crutch coming right up.
They're your old ones.
Your undies went down the wrong chute.
I inhaled them.
You're making me laugh with that comment.
Sicko.
If I had a hole in my bucket It won't worry me.
Norm.
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