NormThe Speaker and The Mute
The First Woman Speaker in the House of ill-repute was appointed by a bunch of oily men with skeletons in their bodies. As chance would have it, she was not rough nor raw. The former centrefold and axe wound wielding witch warned weasels to weigh wantonness with restraint. Clad in lingerie and playing a vibrator suggestively over her lips, The First Woman Speaker went on for hours about the merits of being on top. She stated that America’s heritage was one to get excited about. Humans are truly wonderful. Americans more so. Speaking from an elastic tongue, she said “My parents were devils in the sack and excellent educators”. Breaking through the marble ceiling, with the murderous machinery of men, moistened her mancatcher most meritoriously. Posturing to perfect the planet from a position of imperfectability is patently possible. Plainly, polishing posterior protein packets is preposterous. Politicians are the prime beef of the human cattle corp and founding fathers fostered fiction over fairness; we all know that men with documents up their rectums require rectification. We look forward to more truth from the mouth of a withered and wily wanton wrangler wrenching what from what. Mentioning The Mute means matching malignancy with merit. The Speaker and The Mute: opposite.
Just popped in for a quick vote ... Gotta get you on the [name of website deleted] page ...
Reading now ...
Returning later ... (for a decent comment ...
David ...
PS: How's 2?
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Those pics are great.
If you take requests, can I have some with a fireman's hat and a polar bear skin rug?
That 2.
Finding out that the man you've been sleeping with is gay is enough to turn your own gayness to sadness.
See you in the funny pages,
Norm.
Wetting ... (my boyfriend's pants? at your comment ...
This Post of yours?
I've read it about ten times, and I don't want to detract from it by posting anything besides this ...
Man, you can write!
Man, your wit is sublime!
Man you are a literary and satirical genius!
David ...
PS: If a female brunette had a mind like yours I'd want to [delete] her brains out ...
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My nanna helps me out, she was a brunette.
I'll send you some pics.
I keep rearranging the [deleted] thing.
Thanks for your whole-hearted enthusiaism my enormously entertaining friend.
Norm.
P.S. wetting of the pants?
Funny. You know I laughed.
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Or is that a mute point?
The not so sound system needs new speakers.
Hello giNORMous...
All is well?
Dusk
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Clandestine hand signals indicate affirmation.
Always well when the land meets the sun.
Mercifully mercury meets manageable middles.
Charmed as always,
Norm.
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As always, brilliant.
KylieW
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cheers,
Norm.