NormThe problems associated with logging in and logging out.
Do you have problems logging in and logging out? I know I certainly do. I sleep like a log but where do the logs go? And what does a log sleep like? And what is a log? And when is a log in? And when is a log out? These are the questions I ask myself in my sleep when I'm sleeping like a log, and shitting my pants in my sleep. I have often been as crook as a dog. Even as crook a healthy one with straight legs. But I still don't know what a log sleeps like. I've slept with a few dogs, so I don't need an answer to that question. I've even stayed awake with a couple of dogs and gone the doggy. But the stink of the morning-after dogbreath is vile. Forget about what the dog looks like in your bed. Even a horse's head would be more appealing. So how does a log sleep? Only the toilet cistern, and the Sewerage Disposal Company can answer these questions. The toilet cistern wont speak to me. It just gushes and flushes in that porcelain way they all do. Unless it's a pit toilet and just goes plop. And I can't log in to the Sewerage Company's website. Even their phone lines are jammed. It's a conspiracy. Someone has shoved chocolate donuts down the lines. How do I login in to Blog? Log in, in Bill & Ben speak and just say Blog-a-log. And expect it all to happen? Logging in and loggin out? Intermediates.
malm. n. 1. a soft chalky rock. 2. a loamy soil produced by the disintegration of this rock. 3. a fine quality brick made from malm.
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