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Little Lay-lay Lucifer

Little Lay-lay Lucifer lauded left leaning larrikins.
Randy Roger relished regaling rednecks routinely.
Brucey barracked belligerently by being blackcrow.

Little Lay-lay remanded Roger before baying blood.
Randy Roger laughed loosely but Brucey begged.
Brucey believed Lay-lay lacked rightful rogering.

Little Lay-lay leered left, really Roger bleed badly.
Roger realised Lay-lay lost by botching backhanders.
Brucey backdoored Lucifer resting Roger’s rogering.

Roger’s result rancour rankled residual rabble.
Brucey battled belief before bearing belittlement.

Lay-lay lengthily languished lowly, learning little.

Roger remembered running lobs beating battlers.
Brucey barracked lest Lay-lay lacked rank, residue.
Lay-lay laughed berating blacks, banking real rewards.

Roger retreated before big business let loose.
Brucey bested ballboys' Lay-lay love really raunchily.
Lay-lay lacked restraint retiring Roge, Bruce badgered.

Brucey back-bit because bias bends bulletins.
Roger racked rear reality rattlers retreating.
Lay-lay listened latently lashing les little-woman.

Brucey, beyond relishing losers laments, bantered.
Roger realising, let last losses linger; banished.
Lay-lay, lashed by losses, bashed best buddies.

Brucey backed Lay-lay lending likeness rapture.
Roger, randiness returning, bonked lovely beauties.
Lay-lay listless, battled bad-back barbies rising.

Lay-lay, Roger and Brucey: love Lucifer.
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1. January 7th 2007 @ 02:22. Adrian Says:
Norm: paranormal.
2. January 7th 2007 @ 03:18. Norm Says:

Adrian, Got bigger on me, not better necessarily.
Investigating paranormal activity.
3. January 7th 2007 @ 03:45. David my David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

Whatever you do in this life ... Do not get a life!

Wetting my boyfriends pants here ... Blowing my nose on them that is ... Ran out of tissues?

David ...
4. January 7th 2007 @ 03:51. Norm Says:
dAvid, you sicko! Laughing Out Loud (lol)....just made that up ...you can use it too ..... I used all my disposable secretion absorbers up for the Crows ... finish top and bow out? boo hoo.... KJ and Cornesy suffer in your steel jocks .... have a sunny sunday ... Norm.
5. January 7th 2007 @ 06:20. David my David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

I might live in Adelaide ... but I DO NOT barrack for the Chardonnay Crows ... KG ... Cungam ? ... He can't even pronounce one word properly ... not even his own name ... Cornes? Studley ... Mr Craggy-Faced Stud ...

Best event at AAMI stadium ever?

U2 Concert ... Zooropa tour ... Bono? He calls Graeme Studley Cornes on his mobile ... (they've got the audio turned right up ... ) ... Bono "Is that Studley?" ... Cornes ... (getting off on Bono ringing him) ... "It is." ... Bono ... "We're down here ripping your stadium grass to shreds."

The Crowd ... ? (Typical Crows supporters ... so fickle ... They clap Bono ...

Next week? They're clapping the Crows ...

Adelaide? Pfffffffft ...

I'm moving back interstate ... Had a gutful of Melbourne ... MIght move to Sydney ..

David ...
6. January 7th 2007 @ 07:50. Norm Says:
dAvid,
I've lived there off and on over the years, went to see CFC get smashed there once and saw us win one too.

The one thing that struck me about the crowds was their ignorance of the game. Maybe that's true of all crowds. Also footy park is so far out of the city that it's just a line of cars to the ground. I missed something not walking in to the ground with all the other barrackers.

Turned serious suddenly hoping the setting sun is not too mad, NOrm.

7. January 7th 2007 @ 23:35. David my David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

The best thing about Footy Park (AAMI Stadium, until their sponsorship deal runs out?) ... is when you're a cabbie and taking a tourist out there from the city ... through that funeral procession line-up of cars ..The cab fare? When you're travelling at 1kph for 20k's? e-NORM-ous. HUGe!

And yep, I have to agree with you. Spectators? They should wise up a bit ... They'd appreciate the sport or game more ... And get off on the talents of the players? ... But nup. They have to go to the game and abuse the best of the best without probably ever pulling ...

a footy boot on in their life ... or banging a stud ...

into the soul ...

of the Adidas broadfoot ...

They've probably never had a good oil massage from a man with really strong hands ...

in a 'footy change room'?

These spectators? They're like football bladders ... blown up full of really hot air, then prick!-ed ...

part of them splatters ...

but not before going all over the place on a plastic flapping chaotic dance all over the screen ...

They've never lathered uP! in a shower with a footballer ...

They haven't been to a decent training session ...

Or ever played a decent game ... or kicked a lazy 9 from the forward flank.

GOAL!

KEEP KICKING EM NORM!

David ...

8. January 8th 2007 @ 01:05. DuskDevi Says:
Egads.
Stumped.
No. That's cricket.
Hmm.
Trying not to give a flying ruck...man...
Can't decipher this at all.
My code rucks on the ground.

Tis the Norm.

Dusk


9. January 8th 2007 @ 07:05. Norm Says:
dAvid,
barracking is a funny thing, pointless but useful.
cheeeers....Norm

Dusk,
lost a carriage on the train here,
peeeeaaace....Norm

Have a super evening.

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