NormSSS and Brinehead
“Shirty Shirty Sweetcheeks” , also means blueballs in his home tongue(now extinct). An illegal immigrant, boat person, queue jumper, filthy foreigner and all around refugee, it’s little wonder that such an alien could produce such travesties as Achilles, the man with the runny sandals and Odyssey(a land adventure with celebrities). Shorty Shot Shorts first dreamt, in a night of dampness, of his wench(the one-limbed poley), before he ever met a woman of any standing. It’s little surprise that he became so infatuated with such a hopping, kicking and stumbling creature as her. At least he had one, the same couldn't be said for Brine Mouth.
“Brine Breath” (Petrarch) first thought of brutally murdering his father when he was dicing his mother into a thousand pieces, a fact not lost on his father who was busy begging for his own life. Happily, he relented and “Blood Breath” put the frustrations of working as a clerk behind him - as he sent his father(a penis with testicles) packing to the place of his origin: nothingness. The indignity of a bald pubic bone, some say, also was a leading cause for lung cancer in celebrities then known as “Brine Bollocks”.
