Ahmed and Brenton, did you get my Christmas card?
Francisco “The Dickhead” Goya had, at the end of the flailing upper-torso limbs(futl) that he carried about on his person, these two, one on each futl, things that were a bit like plates but more like meathooks. His personality looked good on a school report card.
Frank has two hands that are always under the table and he plays the drums at the same time. If he had a blog he’d have two or three,maybe four, he’s simply that good but he’d never tell you just how good he thinks he is.
He shared a relationship with his friend similar to that experienced by Ahmed and Brenton(two chaps who can definitely touch their toes and sing at the same time). Writing is all about friends. Fyodor "The Drying Floormat” Dostoyevsky knew this only too well. You’d never catch him swearing. Words like shit, fuck, shitfuck, dick, nose, dicknose and similar words and word combos were off-limits. Rightly so. There’s nothing remotely funny about shitfucking, just ask Brenton or Ahmed. They’ll tell you. Don’t worry they’ll do it. As for the words themselves, well what could be more damaging than a simple word? How about having your genitalia mutilated with a soupspoon. Tell me kiddies, what do you think?
By the way, Goya and Dostoyevsky: equal.
Frank has two hands that are always under the table and he plays the drums at the same time. If he had a blog he’d have two or three,maybe four, he’s simply that good but he’d never tell you just how good he thinks he is.
He shared a relationship with his friend similar to that experienced by Ahmed and Brenton(two chaps who can definitely touch their toes and sing at the same time). Writing is all about friends. Fyodor "The Drying Floormat” Dostoyevsky knew this only too well. You’d never catch him swearing. Words like shit, fuck, shitfuck, dick, nose, dicknose and similar words and word combos were off-limits. Rightly so. There’s nothing remotely funny about shitfucking, just ask Brenton or Ahmed. They’ll tell you. Don’t worry they’ll do it. As for the words themselves, well what could be more damaging than a simple word? How about having your genitalia mutilated with a soupspoon. Tell me kiddies, what do you think?












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I smell the work of a Blue Begger here.
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Fev and Warnie: equal?
hahahahahaha
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But with practice he became much better at it.
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I don't know that there's anything funny about shitfucking, but I don't know there's anything specifically un-funny about it.
I'm really confused dude... And I never got any Christmas card...
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i think you're one of the best writers at Orble....i hope we can make it a case of water and bridge...Norm..
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Holy smoke I didn't even realize how old this post was until just now... I juust found it the other day.
Ach, how could I hold a grudge after an ego inflating compliment such as that. Shucks.
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