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Ahmed and Brenton, did you get my Christmas card?

Francisco “The Dickhead” Goya had, at the end of the flailing upper-torso limbs(futl) that he carried about on his person, these two, one on each futl, things that were a bit like plates but more like meathooks. His personality looked good on a school report card.
Frank has two hands that are always under the table and he plays the drums at the same time. If he had a blog he’d have two or three,maybe four, he’s simply that good but he’d never tell you just how good he thinks he is.
He shared a relationship with his friend similar to that experienced by Ahmed and Brenton(two chaps who can definitely touch their toes and sing at the same time). Writing is all about friends. Fyodor "The Drying Floormat” Dostoyevsky knew this only too well. You’d never catch him swearing. Words like shit, fuck, shitfuck, dick, nose, dicknose and similar words and word combos were off-limits. Rightly so. There’s nothing remotely funny about shitfucking, just ask Brenton or Ahmed. They’ll tell you. Don’t worry they’ll do it. As for the words themselves, well what could be more damaging than a simple word? How about having your genitalia mutilated with a soupspoon. Tell me kiddies, what do you think?

By the way, Goya and Dostoyevsky: equal.
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1. December 19th 2006 @ 08:44. Joe Blogg Says:
The Drying Floormat?!
I smell the work of a Blue Begger here.

Fev & Warnie: Equal.
2. December 19th 2006 @ 10:04. Norm Says:
Look out for The Macadamian Mouthful, Lippy the Loo and the others.

Fev and Warnie: equal?
hahahahahaha



3. December 19th 2006 @ 16:50. Adrian Says:
On the contrary, I often find shitfucking of singular amusement.
4. December 19th 2006 @ 17:46. Joe Blogg Says:
I have a friend who was a shitfucker.
But with practice he became much better at it.
5. January 13th 2007 @ 12:47. Brenton Says:
I'm not entirely cetain but I think I've just been torn to shreds for being condesending, egotistic, arrogant, selfish and overly eager to please. That said, I'm not entirely certain.

I don't know that there's anything funny about shitfucking, but I don't know there's anything specifically un-funny about it.

I'm really confused dude... And I never got any Christmas card...
6. January 14th 2007 @ 07:36. Norm Says:
Brenton,
i think you're one of the best writers at Orble....i hope we can make it a case of water and bridge...Norm..

7. January 14th 2007 @ 13:17. Brenton Says:
Sure.

Holy smoke I didn't even realize how old this post was until just now... I juust found it the other day.

Ach, how could I hold a grudge after an ego inflating compliment such as that. Shucks.
8. January 17th 2007 @ 06:19. Ahmed Says:
Why am I not surprised that I, as always, have no idea what is going on?

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