NormPhidias and Cimabue (part 3)
The Swindler, as Plutarch(Erasmus) named Phidias in an affidavit, loved apple-based desserts and afternoon pastries. It was breakfast, morning tea, early lunch, lunch itself, late lunch, afternoon tea, smoko, dinner, tea, supper, dessert, afters, all apple-based cakes, sweets, pies, sauces, tarts and the list goes on: pavlova, buns, croissants etc. Hardly a surprise that Little Fiddles soon became known to his Doctors as that fat cunt who won't stop eating apples and to the grocers as that magnificent boy with the orchard in his arse. Not only apples take in your arsehole. “Pepper in the Pooper” or “Ole Sneezy Bum” (Johnny “Salty Fists” Cimabue), was described best by Giorgio “The Diligent Wog” Vasari who said “That arsehole stole my pants again, I’m gonna cut him a new hole in his proverbial”. Debate has raged about what that proverbial was. Some say it was just a friendly aside by one jealous zealot to a man forever remembered in History as “Pepper in the Salter”, whilst others insist that a holiday is as good as a change of shorts.
