NormTips for fat women on how to go about registering with an internet dating agency.
If you haven't been fat all of your life? Choose a photo from your less fat days. On second thoughts. It's hardly likely there was a time in your life you were slim now, is there? You probably blame food or something. Anything probably. If you have been fat all your life? Which is probably the case. Download a pic of an anorexic model. There's plenty around. No-one will know. Just blur the head if its Callista Fuckheart. If you are computer illiterate? Just tick the box that says Photos in private gallery. If you can't manage that? Just hit the keyboard anywhere and hope for the best. If you have a basic knowledge of computers? Which you probably would have. Most fat chicks have so much time on their hands after they realise no number of trips to the beauty salon or no amount of beauty products is ever going to make them attractive, so they develop their computer skills. Something solitary tends to help. Never grant anyone access to your private gallery. Pretend you're a real honey and the guy has to be really special and stop sending you dic pics before you'll let him see you naked. Or just pretend you do have something on offer, and just tell the guys you're a prick teaser and that's why you joined. Because you feel like the femininist movement isn't making as much progress as it should, and you're taking a stand against all the abused women out there. And since you can't take any revenge on your ex, you've joined this site to take revenge on every man because he turned gay on you. And how it had nothing to do with your looks or attitude to life. Don't think for a moment this will turn moronic men off. It will only make them desire you all the more. Until they see you that is. But don't ever meet anyone. Unless you want to end up in a dumpster. Or three of them, in your case. Don't under any circumstances put a real picture of yourself on an internet dating site profile. Even if you do have a wide-angled lens. You will only attract fat balding men who are as desperate as you are. Lie about your weight. Never tick the cuddly or voluptuous box. Any man whose ever been on an internet dating site knows that means one thing. You are fat. Don't tick the I choose not to answer this question box either. That's a dead giveway that you just might be the world's fattest woman. Just lie. All of the other women on dating sites do. Even the not so fat ones. If you can call them that. The only women who dont lie on internet dating sites are the ones who aren't on there. Fat women and women on internet dating sites? Equals.
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