NormA Disorganized Knockshopper
I couldn’t organize a root in a tree-stumpers. I couldn’t organize intercourse in a philosophy seminar. I couldn’t organize a screw in a hardware store. A fire truck in a bushfire, a shag in a carpeters, head in a serial killers fridge, a roger in a Bond movie, a proper post on a blog, a golden shower in a mining town, a threesome in a talent contest. My attempts at organizing sex in a brothel: unparalleled.
Rugby World Cup 2007
Ire Eyes
Ring Kelly's Wood Yard ... If you want a root. Even if you want more than one ... But you have to pay for them ... ***
Your Posts? They rejog my memory (not re-sprint ... to some the witticisms and wordplays I heard as a child ...
One of my favourites?
Brian Bienke told me this one (have to credit the source ...
One fine day in the middle of the night, the River Torrens caught alight. A deaf man heard it, a blind man saw it. A dumb man rang up the fire-brigade. The fire-brigade came screaming around the corner at 503mph, half-killed a dead cat, arrived five minutes before the fire started and put it out with gasoline ...
I love your Posts ...
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
D:
nice work as per usual, you're a pack and a card. Wild at heart. The Joker and the Queen.
DAvid:
Laughing all the way man!
That's a thing that goes in a wine bottle.
And good enough to go in that same bottle.
Brian Bienke? That rings a bell.
Your postage, need I send you a cheese and kisses?
Mary:
How I long to see your flying box catch a cloud.
I'm with you on the heat.
Forgive the lumps folks.
Finding functioning farcical for the farenheit.
Bowled over,
Norm.
Rugby World Cup 2007
All heart.
In spades.
No clubs.
Diamond?
Only to a point.
A diamondaine.
giNORMous...thank you.
And really...how can the heat affect you thus?...when you have so many fans...
Dusk
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Superrefreshing Shinybubbles!
More a Brumby than a worry, tah.
My biggest fan is in the chamber of excretes.
Sorry scatology.... Norm.
Philosophy Blog
Most of them, anyway...
Joe Blogg's Blog
manchesterunited
collingwoodfootballclub
But you still deserve props for using the phrase 'knockshop'
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Joe, it's Billie Jean King over that bloke all over again.
Norm.