NormForeign objects in your arse
A lot of blogging lately has centred on the merits of putting foreign objects in the anus. I want to make one thing perfectly clear, I only buy Australian made vibrators. Now making love in the anus with a vibe does not make the norm homo. Far from it ladies. Strap yourself in. And ladies fear not, for the norm is looking for a wife. I’ll sneak in the back door when you least expect it. You’ll get the fright of your life to find me coming in the front! The norm is a romantic bastard. Get your tickets! All are bored. Do you have a cyst? Ah. Spit-roasts are the norm around my parts. Vegemite donuts are the normal favourite. It is the norm for plastic prosthetic penis parts to probe private places. Straight up. The norm is to have a protein lollipop in the licker. I can hardly wait. My rooster is on the hook of your breath. After erroneousness it is the norm to pull your socks up and hold the position in puckerment for a pulsating patented piledriver to pulverize the pelvis pleasurably. Straight up. Now I’m not saying that the norm likes chocolate copulations. He loves them! Now, none of this is in any way natural in any course. The Foreign and the Unnatural: equal.
I have to say ... one of your funniest posts yet ... and there have been heaps before ...
Totally haemorrhoidal!
You’ve been listening to Status Quo’s PileDriver again, haven’t you? Oh Baby, for All The Reasons a Big Fat Mama would get the Roadhouse Blues once A Year, and hide in the toilet with a mirror and utter Unspoken Words, then scream out, ‘Don’t Waste My Time! with a Paper Plane! Bring me some surgical gloves and a scalpel!!! … ***
David ...
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You're Preparation H, maaade!
Why write about writing when you're writing?
Off the track, I return.
Sorry...my musical knowledge is on a par with my religious.
I've put it in the drink, taken a drop and put it in the drink again.
Good afternoon gentleman sir.
Norm.
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Or is it only reading about it that puts things wrong?
Peace out, man into cells.
Norm.
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Look ahead and don't look down, you'll only be distracted from what is ahead of you.
Buy Australian maaaade.
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It's also quite enjoyable to expel foreign objects from the arse. Nothing like a good dump.
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To reach Skene's gLand...I hope they nail G
spotforce.One giant step for mans hind.
Hope you are well giNORMous.
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it's truuuly australian maaade to wanna expel foreigners. Let's dump em all offshore.
Norm.
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Arses and Elbows
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I thought Uranus was red anyway?
Nice to see you oncemore natural highlight,
Norm.
Well like a thing one puts ink in.
Hope you're the same.