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The Equal of Fev and The Equal of Lee.

Lee “The Equal of Fev” Freedman and Brendan “The Equal of Lee” Fevola can both eat like a horse, and in all cases not just horseflesh. It is well known in poetic circles, an ovoid, that a horse is a horse of course of course. If anyone dares to tell that to either of these two I will bar you from this blog. I will bar! Enough about me. Tell me about you and what you think of me. I am erotic. Erotic like a fish. Ladies, you’ll see me in a cloud of my own sprog walking past and you’ll say to your girlfriends: “I’m going to leave my eggs here and leave forever”. We all leave forever, eventually. Then again none of us never leave some trace of our magnificence. I for one am magnificent. Magnificent like a lawnmower. Did I say erotic? I meant erratic. Erratic like a bird that flies in water. Let no one say that The Equal of Fev or The Equal of Lee are erratic and walk out of the room without a couple of broken noses. Given life by their respective maternal parents, these two characters of the turf had fathers who put their penis in the woman’s vag. Look, I’m only guessing. Fev and Lee: equal.



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1. December 22nd 2006 @ 07:40. DuskDevi Says:
Hmmm...so this is existentialism?
I'm completely free and thus responsible for what I make of myself.

Scrambled eggs. With a sprog of walking past me...

Can't comment on the Equality of Fev and Lee.
I ruck for the other side.

I like this place...

DuskDevi
2. December 22nd 2006 @ 08:35. Norm Says:
DuskDevi,

It's no accident
you're a fine opponent
to all that's abhorrent;
and I'm a proponent
of the contents
of your comments.

Kicking for touch,
Norm.
3. December 22nd 2006 @ 22:15. Joe Blogg Says:
That is just a straight out lie!

Only one man is the equal of Fev.
And the pressure of that enormous equality just forced him to retire.
Fev would never retire, he'd rather go to jail.

Don't get me wrong, the FBI are good at their trade but Fev could've won a Cup with the Diva. Come to think ovvit, given his efforts in the GF sprint, the Fev might win the Cup himself at generous odds.

Can't see Lee grabbing leprachauns in a headlock or wanting to be Carlton captain in his sober moments.

Put simply, with Warnies impending retirement, Fev may have NO equal.

The Fev and The Hoff: equal?
4. December 23rd 2006 @ 02:07. Norm Says:
Joe, I think you might be "grabbing the leprachaun" in this comment; maybe you have been in a Bingle and hurt your head.
The Fev and The Hoff: equal?
harharhar
Look out for Brendan in Bay 13 Watch.
Long John Daly and Warnie: equal.

Joe and James Manson: equal.
5. December 23rd 2006 @ 05:11. DuskDevi Says:
Entirely too wicked but...I just can't help myself...

Norm and Homer: equal.
Eggsistentially...
6. December 23rd 2006 @ 07:32. Norm Says:
John Eales and Jeff Wilson: opposite?

7. December 23rd 2006 @ 14:02. DuskDevi Says:
Oh hell yeah.

John Eales = Nobody

Nobody's perfect.

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